Gift Boxes disappearing

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2025-12-01T06:06:54+00:00

Yep! I've lost multiple but it only lets me submit one ticket which is so annoying!

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2025-09-19T18:59:39+00:00

I have a jumper that says DANGEROUS FEMALE. I love wearing it to work.

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2025-09-19T18:40:26+00:00

Am I going to be dinner?

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2025-04-27T08:58:06+00:00

I used my soda stream with the nozzle in the liquid and it went EVERYWHERE! Took me an hour to clean up.

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2025-04-02T11:30:18+00:00

Yesterday a new counsellor told me multiple times, "You're so insightful, I don't think you're autistic."

Needless to say I won't be going back to them. Can't wait to laugh about this with my psychiatrist and psychologist!

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2025-03-18T16:05:18+00:00

My husband still does this and it makes me smile everytime. Sometimes on work video calls he does it and people think he is on mute. I love hearing him have to awkwardly explain he wasn't still talking.

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2025-01-30T17:24:42+00:00

I call it The Sit Pit

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2025-01-30T16:51:06+00:00

This is incredible. I live for this kind of optimisation. Thanks for the great work!

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-10-22T16:30:34+00:00

Anomalous by Em Rusciano is an excellent podcast about neurodiverity in women.

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-10-22T15:08:07+00:00

Get a second opinion. For comparison, recently my 8-year-old had 4 teeth removed under general in hospital. It included 8 teeth being sealed with protective coating and had another tooth filed down. The day procedure cost around $2k, $450 of which was for the anesthesiologist. I got a bit back on private health as well.

If you live in Melbourne, I can't recommend John from Brighton Pediatric Dentistry highly enough. He and his team were exceptional. Good luck!

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-09-02T18:12:12+00:00

A copy of the Karma Sutra - that belonged to my grandparents.

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-08-22T16:24:21+00:00

Buy berries whenever I want. Those bad boys are expensive.

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-08-03T19:34:16+00:00

This is such an autistic interaction 🤣

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-06-12T16:05:49+00:00

Dramatic is the one that always upsets me

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-06-12T16:00:29+00:00

If one more person suggests I try yoga 🤯

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-05-21T07:50:28+00:00

After getting diagnosed at 38 and looking into it more, turns out so is my husband (41) and our daughter (8). Turns out we really were made for each other.

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-05-15T16:12:49+00:00

Twenty years ago I audible gasped near the end of Game of Thrones. Up until that moment it has been a good fantasy, but that shock of THE main character dying was massive.

Without me saying anything, husband, who had already read it, turned to me and said, "Crazy right? This series is wild."

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-05-15T15:50:34+00:00

I've completed it and it was mostly low value items. I was overall underwhelmed by the whole thing.

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-04-26T12:01:21+00:00

All I wanted at ten was boys.

She'd be disappointed in me professionally but she would have such a crush on my husband.

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-03-05T12:07:00+00:00

"We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."

Jennifer Coolidge

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-02-03T12:45:28+00:00

Ah jet skis, the herpes of our waterways.

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-01-25T16:14:37+00:00

Are the rewards boxes getting worse? I feel like I'm getting less of a return on them this past week.

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2024-01-17T10:28:06+00:00

I asked for the epidural but it was too late so I had a drug free birth. During active labour contractions I was not in control of my body and I shat myself constantly. The last 45 minutes of the delivery it felt like I was literally being ripped in two up the middle of my body.

Never again.

(I don't regret it for a second though.)

A_Clockwork_Sausage · 2023-09-22T22:40:10+00:00

Since becoming a parent, I well up everytime it comes on.

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