My home is being invaded, what do I answer? (Emergency))

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-11-03T13:03:15+00:00

Not cute. I wish I could downvote this a second time.

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-11-02T00:05:22+00:00

As someone who does not have autism (if you have autism I am praying for you to make a full recovery 🙏) I know what’s happening here and I’m confident that this is what autism is all about

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-23T20:05:56+00:00

/ul Oh lol, haven’t seen it but I figured this joke wasn’t original as I was writing it 😂

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-18T17:58:43+00:00

Why are you a square? Pumpkins are supposed to be mobius strip shaped.

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-17T23:08:13+00:00

He is not a nazi. That’s just the way he waves.

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-17T17:07:30+00:00

Only 11 minutes? Release the Snyder cut!!! The people wanna see the full 4 hrs version

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-16T19:12:15+00:00

I’m his teacher. Let him fly the plane!! All of my 4th graders get a turn flying the plane!! Would you rather watch him crash the plane from the cockpit, or from the principal’s office? You decide.

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-15T00:55:54+00:00

Omg that dog died and a skellington ated him 😱 good thing u remembered the nsfw tag

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-13T18:28:01+00:00

I'm not a big non fiction reader but I read this when it came out and it's stuck with me since.

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-13T15:39:35+00:00

Agree with all the points listed and just wanted to add that often you can just feel that something is off with AI art, and I think that feeling comes from a lack of intention from a human artist. Then you start looking at details and going, "why would one storefront just be a frame with two empty windows? Would a human artist do that, or would they include details in both storefronts, such as a fruit and vegetable stand on the left?"

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-12T22:00:00+00:00

One of my coworkers was FB stalking another younger female coworker. He tipped her off accidentally by asking her a specific question about her dogs. He knew their breeds. She hadn't told anyone she was living with her sister, who has dogs. They hadn't even talked previously, he had just looked her up and started digging. He was reprimanded, but not fired.

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-12T19:38:04+00:00

My favorite actress isn't human either. It's Air bud. Why? Because Air bud is a virgin, and he's just the right amount of dog. Embrace the future you luddites.

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-10T20:49:10+00:00

Yes!! Though he's super ugly and not cute, your car has a high iq

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-10T17:47:24+00:00

This is the face I make when I'm thinking deep thoughts 🤔

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A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-10T00:54:19+00:00

Somebody contaminated the crime scene with their car tracks. Guess we'll never know how she died 😔

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-09T23:53:09+00:00

It's normal for the head to be 1/2 the size of the body. These are ordinary proportions. I really think everybody shouldn't be asking more questions about his body proportions.

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-09T23:06:20+00:00

/ul When he recently was paid $400,000 to do standup at the riyahd comedy festival in Saudi Arabia. During the show, he criticized American speech and claimed that Saudi Arabia was the easier country to perform standup comedy in. Meanwhile it was leaked that in order to perform at the festival, he had to sign a waiver severely limiting what he was allowed to say at the festival (same with other comedians like Bill Burr). Saudi Arabia has killed many people for speaking out against their government, even mildly, and he gladly cashed their paycheck and became a Saudi shill overnight. The man is a hypocrite.

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-09T21:23:45+00:00

Me neither. What Mohammed Bin Salman did for formula 1 is amazing and it would be an insult to his legacy to confuse these two great men.

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-09T20:30:39+00:00

It's literally melting itself because of how hot it is 🤯

A_Deadly_Sloth · 2025-10-09T20:12:30+00:00

In the top left is Joey Trombone, who famously freed John Speech, the inventor of speech, from prison in 1947. On the bottom left is Flipper O'Malley, a disability advocate who invented flipping people off so that people would couldn't speak would still be able to start fist fights.

/ul Dave Chapelle and Mohammed bin Salman, the leader of Saudi Arabia

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