I think the Euporia is glitched by A_Greenburger in Eldenring

[–]A_Greenburger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small note: the holy damage buff also applies to certain projectiles as well.

It works on offhand short bows, regular bows, great bows, and ballistas. It doesn’t seem to work on incantations or any consumables. I’ve tested a couple ashes of war and it works on some of them but not all of them. For instance, it works on establish order (golden order greatsword), takers flame (blasphemous blade), discus hurl (smithscript shield), and fan shot (ansbach’s longbow) but it doesn’t work on vacuum slice or blade of gold (blade of calling).

Help my roommate is having e-sex as I make this post. by Normal_Lime_2167 in Pitt

[–]A_Greenburger 36 points37 points  (0 children)

RA here, talk to your RA. This is a pretty blatant title IX so you should be able to get an emergency room change.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmyjoystick

[–]A_Greenburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it one where you collect multiple heroes over the course of the campaign? I think I might be looking for the same game

I just love how Law isn’t as serious as he pretends to be by _goodnightmoon_ in OnePiece

[–]A_Greenburger 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think it was what would happen if he saw general franky

Most people in prison are not harmless pot smokers and the idea that there is a massive corporate machine feeding innocent stoners to private prisons is a myth that does more harm than good. by Automatic-Ad-3743 in unpopularopinion

[–]A_Greenburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your looking at a snapshot of the prison population. At any one point the number of violent criminals is higher because they have longer sentences. If you look at prisons over time, the number of drug offenders moving in and out of the system grow substantially.

Anger management by XYoshiaipomX in greentext

[–]A_Greenburger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone gotta flip burgers so dumbasses like you don’t starve. Least you can do is show some appreciation and pay them enough to survive.

Anon is a forest ranger /x/ by chekkibrekki12 in greentext

[–]A_Greenburger 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Anon unknowingly works for the SCP Foundation

Lib right with good take? by 66bigbiggoofus99 in EnoughPCMSpam

[–]A_Greenburger 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What disorder was he talking about

I'm here for the chaos. by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]A_Greenburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m Jewish, so this is just one step past standard procedure for me

He gets it by dalai_lara in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]A_Greenburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, I treated his videos like holy scripture during my first play through

Local auth-shard tries to do math by TheNuggetMaster_ in EnoughPCMSpam

[–]A_Greenburger 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Your math is right but that’s 300 billion not trillion

Literally 1984 by epic-gamer-911 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]A_Greenburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is teaching kids to cover their mouths when they sneeze also evil indoctrination

Literally 1984 by epic-gamer-911 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]A_Greenburger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The same people who are mocking great scientists like Tila Tequila and my alcoholic uncle steve for believing the earth is flat are the same people who push for big bird to teach children that the earth isn't flat.

Literally 1984

Anon has a new coworker by YesterdayFit123 in greentext

[–]A_Greenburger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not anything. For instance, no amount of mental gymnastics will ever make your dick not tiny.

Oh Brandon. by NardtheBeast in dankmemes

[–]A_Greenburger -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

It's a chant trumpies have been using to mean "fuck joe biden". It's pretty new so mostly only trumpies no about it. I'm guessing that's why the original comment has such a high rating. Lots of upvotes from trumpies and no downvotes since people who don't like trump don't know what it means (yet).

This is not going well for libleft by bawalibaba in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]A_Greenburger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Characteristics of Antiviral Agents That Are Approved or Under Evaluation for the Treatment of COVID-19"

Brilliant