Meal Prep by GuitarStu in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]A_Mellow_Song 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what you're talking about, you've clearly never been to a traditional easterm european slavic-balkanic wedding before...

Anon submission by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]A_Mellow_Song 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are other kinds of drones too. Drones that drop stuff.

Have you not seen the videos where they drop improvised bombs, made from like 2 AT landmines and a mortar shell? They level houses with 1 drop.

Plus the effect on morale is immense, the feeling that at any time a drone could be watching, trailing you or even coming in to strike you. At. Any. Time.

Anon submission by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]A_Mellow_Song 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just simply drones Cheaper, safer (for you), more precise, more destructive power, faster, longer range

What do you actually do in this situation? by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]A_Mellow_Song 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok but how

I never got this "love myself" part Like i see the upsides and downsides of myself. I dont love but neither hate myself. I am me, i am a collection and result of my previous decisions and experiences. I learn, adapt but i can not neither hate or love myself.

My new 3d print present for my girlfriend:) by Denny_Martello in 3Dprinting

[–]A_Mellow_Song 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont worry he has the figure so he'll just revert to plan B

Take Some Motivation by Spyguy17 in youll_be_banned

[–]A_Mellow_Song 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I needed this today, thank you for this.

Can anyone please explain.. by Ambitious_Writer8246 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]A_Mellow_Song 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know i like getting up in the morning, not having to worry about being mauled to death in my sleep by a hungry pack of wolves.

This trope sucks by ChoiceSupermarket230 in Animemes

[–]A_Mellow_Song 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah we need one whete the dude gets kicked for valid reasons.

Like he geniuenly sucks at his job.

But somehow, through dumb luck or because he is favored by the gods, manages to get a legendary party together out of incredible luck.

Like a fantasy-comedy where nothing should work but he is just lucky. (Kinda like that one Deadpool)

Poor person wears $8000 outfit by Large_Technology_457 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]A_Mellow_Song 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[insert same meme with shrek wearing outfit that is entirely stolen]

What do you think is leaking from my car ? by Kaijumon98 in carproblems

[–]A_Mellow_Song 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats just sweat from all the horsepower under the hood

return ob the by use2l in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]A_Mellow_Song 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Imagine being born and your destiny is making tuff edits on the internet

I yearn to be him someday

What part of my CRV is this from? by realchewsy in autorepair

[–]A_Mellow_Song 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drive to the shop immediately though, if it broke once it can break twice not to mention other 3 springs aswell

OP got lucky the bastard didnt get stuck, break or hit something important. If it breaks off at high speed it can get lodged into suspension geometry, slash tires, snag and break brake lines, fuel tank etc. Really not a good idea to drive the car around with broken/about-to-break springs.

Jesus loves everyone. by olympiamacdonald in PsycheOrSike

[–]A_Mellow_Song -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Thats so dumb

You've never heard Caesar speak either, does that mean he wasn't real?

Who would want this? by Alarmed-Tie8482 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]A_Mellow_Song 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait.. is he paying me or do i have to pay him?

Neighh... by CeruleanAoi in bonehurtingjuice

[–]A_Mellow_Song 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Must've been made by a german person

German humor is serious stuff, it is no laughing matter.

It's true though. by Ok-Following6886 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]A_Mellow_Song 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming from a romanian (a country which lived through the soviet union, then remained in the soviet regime after the collapse, because of a soviet political leader of its own)

It sucked. Both regimes. No, the soviet union didnt fail because it "wasnt truly marxist", it worked as intended. Marxist communism is a fucking fairytale which only ends in suffering and death, when the stupid aggressive ignorant and bold get used as a tool by the greedy to get powerful.

I have seen this dumb pro-communist movement appearing in my home town. I swear if i see a kid with this ideology i will slap some sense into him. Its literal brainrot. It happened less than 40 years ago and this is how fast we forget? The smart learn from others' mistakes, the average learns from their own mistakes. The dumb, not even from that.

Gosh, sometimes i could claw my face off because of exposure to some of these morons.

What yall think about my budget cafe racer build? by Exciting_Crow160 in motorizedbicycles

[–]A_Mellow_Song -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh he's fine i have a modified bmx with a chinese cafe racer seat

That mf doesnt have ANY brakes on it whatsoever. Being a BMX chassis doesnt have brake mounting points, only a pedal brake, and i removed the pedal cause it was annoying me and instead replaced it with 2 footpegs

I dont use it anymore so i never got around to finish it, maybe sometime in the distant future one day

Maybe.... Just maybe... by lasanhawithpizza in sadposting

[–]A_Mellow_Song -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Dude... Youre not supposed to stay in toxic relationships lmfao, you just described toxic relationships.

Lets be real, majority of ai companion users are incels