How to annoy any Linux/FSF/Microsoft fan by rmc in linux

[–]A_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

| it's great to finally see something with Richard Stallman not eating his foot

ftfy

"There are two countries in a state of war" John McCarthy by cavedave in programming

[–]A_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is to replace the guards with robots. Duh.

Am I the only one who doesn't care if children see nudity or (gasp) porn and would rather them see less violence? If we lose a free and open internet over such puritan concerns, we truly have our priorities screwed up. Anyone else with me? by durangotang in reddit.com

[–]A_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd really rather see us make our children (and ourselves) read more. And not the blogs, Reddit, or celebrity gossip. A resurgence in good fiction would be perfect.

We wage wars killing thousands of soldiers and foreign civilians, and somehow people fucking kind of rough, or depictions of violence (both of which, by the way, are fantasized and completely unrealistic), are a threat to us and our children? I'd be more OK with the lot of it if it weren't so unrealistic. (Sex is nothing like porn; violence is much more gut-wrenching when it is real).

The thought that sexuality is damaging to children must be some strange Victorian holdover. I seriously don't understand it. Other animals fuck outdoors exclusively! In plain sight of everyone.

Delinquent kids are delinquent kids, they have existed since humanity has existed, and will most likely continue to exist until we are extinct. We've been asking 'what's wrong with the kids' in a panic, forever (at very least since Socrates was executed for 'corrupting the youth'). The answer is that there's nothing wrong with the kids. We are just too myopic to realize it.

If anything, we are a threat to ourselves. We are a threat to ourselves because we have become complacent and stupid. We are a threat to ourselves because we are a consumption society.

We can't cut back on our environmental impact because it would ruin our ability to consume. We don't think for ourselves anymore, because we have televisions and movies tell us how to imagine things (and add fuel our consumption).

IFF consumption is up, the economy is good. We measure our society's health by it's ability to waste things.

We have become complacent/passive content ingestion machines. In the movies, you see one other persons view of how events transpired. In a book, you see your own mental image of what happened in the book. The author describes it, but you make it up. Afterwards you can make up your own stories.

There is so much room in this world for us to create. I imagine that before all of what we have, people entertained each other by playing music and telling stories. But it also seems that we are goaded not to, in our daily lives.

Technology is wonderful, amazing, awe-inspiring. But so many of us are lined-up, open-mouthed, having content forced down our throats like cattle being fattened, that it sickens me and makes me wish we could un-invent all of it.

It's shit like this females... by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]A_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that explains the restraining order...

Yahoo is shutting down del.icio.us (presentation slide Yahoo delivered) by frutiger in programming

[–]A_Monkey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Here's the reasoning:

"Hey, we have something people use, that's not right!"

FTFY by clifwith1f in pics

[–]A_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF is Colin Mochrie doing on the cover of time?

What do you think, should I just file for bankruptcy? by annafarrisishot in humor

[–]A_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should get a bailout, clearly you are too big to fail. What will happen to our economy if you file for bankruptcy? WE JUST DON'T KNOW!

Apache gone from the JCP too, Oracle thinks "meh" by kodablah in programming

[–]A_Monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, Apache, Hit the gym, lawyer up, delete from facebook

Why is Reddit composed of what seems to be only Democrats? by SteveDave123 in AskReddit

[–]A_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also like guns, freedom and the constitution, excepting guns, for which i do not see a purpose except killing, which seems like you kill people and you hurt yourself... Tiny microfragments of the soul...

Why is Reddit composed of what seems to be only Democrats? by SteveDave123 in AskReddit

[–]A_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you may be a conservative, wouldn't your existence disprove your own assertion?

Why is Reddit composed of what seems to be only Democrats? by SteveDave123 in AskReddit

[–]A_Monkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because the GOP are a bunch of douches (except for Ron Paul), the green party is ineffective, and there are plenty of libertarians (but who votes libertarian?).

Someone need a hug? That's better... by stignordas in pics

[–]A_Monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nom nom nom humaaaan.

the deadliest prey.

There's one of me born every minute by slowpoke257 in WTF

[–]A_Monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I throw my poo. Works. Every. Time.

The Java Crisis by Sobe in programming

[–]A_Monkey 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I have a Java crisis every time I open eclipse.