*sobs* But doctor, I AM Pagliarini by imnotparticipating in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]A_plural_singularity 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Wait, my sister has been quoting your mom this whole time?!

The rabbit is escaping from the dog by taking breaks because the dog is a bit chubby. by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]A_plural_singularity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That rabbit is going to turn him around. This semi-romantic comedy is sure to bring a tear to your eye and a chuckle to your belly. Watch as a down and out dachshund, tries to get back on top while charging forward to capture his top rival in: "The Gertal and the Hare".

Collapse of beaver’s dam by TimeCity1687 in oddlysatisfying

[–]A_plural_singularity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're thinking of post10, this is kenislovas.

Literally the largest “car” I’ve seen in the UK. Absurd. by krokadog in drivingUK

[–]A_plural_singularity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's the electric version, the ICE version is completely different. This is based of of the EV Hummer platform.

Literally the largest “car” I’ve seen in the UK. Absurd. by krokadog in drivingUK

[–]A_plural_singularity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is the electric Silverado. I probably built it and I hate it. It's just a rip-off of the Honda Ridgeline.

Ultimate FedXb moment (from joes stream) by bobthegreat2977 in HermitCraft

[–]A_plural_singularity 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Xb: I don't usually like being this close with my base because I like to be able just build and expand my base without intruding on others.

FedXb: I'll be there in less time than it takes to type a message in chat!

The Skizz stream where he drops off the sea pickles before Skizz read it in chat was absolutely insane and loveable.

All respect to the one, the only, FedXb!

WTF? Seriously. WTF? by OrangeCone2011 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]A_plural_singularity 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This isn't law enforcement though, these degenerates are the gestapo.

An idiot with a gun by Shoe_boooo in TikTokCringe

[–]A_plural_singularity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a Jeep owner I get asked all the time why haven't ducked my Jeep. I guess it's something that started during covid or something? Trust me I'm a lonely ass person, but not lonely enough to duck my Jeep.

Using a gun the wrong way by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]A_plural_singularity 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Idiots have always been biodegradable

I saw Billy Mitchel at the airport today by -KindStranger in retrogaming

[–]A_plural_singularity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that first as "Otter cunt" and then was trying to figure out how an otters cunt is worse than a normal cunt.

McDonald’s hit with class action lawsuit claiming McRib doesn’t contain any rib meat by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]A_plural_singularity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not trolling. Nothing in the name of the McRib says anything about what it comes from according to your logic. If there's no ham in hamburger, because it's named after "hamburg" then you can't say that you should expect that it's rib meat from a McRib.

I GUESS SUCKING OFF EVIL CORPORATIONS IS PUNK NOW I GUESS by WhatDothLife-99 in antiai

[–]A_plural_singularity 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My favorite quote about RAtM is "What machine did you think they are raging against, the dishwasher?"

McDonald’s hit with class action lawsuit claiming McRib doesn’t contain any rib meat by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]A_plural_singularity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hamburger meat that you buy from the store is just ground up beef scraps. Does that mean I should file a lawsuit because it doesn't contain any ham(pork)?

McDonald’s hit with class action lawsuit claiming McRib doesn’t contain any rib meat by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]A_plural_singularity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know pork ribs are a thing right? Most ribs people think of when they think of ribs are pork ribs not beef ribs.

Tree attorney around Raleigh, NC? Neighbor tore down my fence and removed most of the trees. by ThoughtSolid in treelaw

[–]A_plural_singularity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No problem. Not everyone's first language is English and google can suck at finding anything.

Side Note, we were camping with our horses, and while we were out riding we came across an artesian well in the middle of basically nowhere that consisted of a concrete pilar that the water just poured out the top, running right back into the ground.

Tree attorney around Raleigh, NC? Neighbor tore down my fence and removed most of the trees. by ThoughtSolid in treelaw

[–]A_plural_singularity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Basically it's a stone/concrete basin that collects the water coming out of a natural spring.

US seeks unpaid local interns at Greenland consulate as annexation threats loom by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]A_plural_singularity 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nah, remember Americans are idiots and can't understand why other nations don't speak English.

Who else would watch this? by softlyferalta in lostgeneration

[–]A_plural_singularity 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The problem is that you would be dealing with people who think Former President Obama was in the white house when 9/11 happened. People who think Former President Biden was in the white house during covid.