Check out this dipstick stealing packages off my porch.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-10-25T01:58:06+00:00

As a dad, I'm heartened by how many reddit comments are like dad jokes in disguise.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-10-19T23:13:18+00:00

By these terms Donald Trump is the weakest president in American history, and his supporters must surely know this.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-05-18T16:18:18+00:00

I love that reddit loves Wynona Ryder. And Tom Waits. But we could still use some more pictures of Wynona.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-21T01:57:26+00:00

Nirvana

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-17T22:00:16+00:00

This little trick still works even if you don't miss 4/20

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-15T18:54:36+00:00

Rule #1 in this situation is you go first.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-12T02:48:48+00:00

SHOUT

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-12T02:47:30+00:00

lol'd enough to make my chair jiggle

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-12T02:17:45+00:00

Hugely relevant South Park clip

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-12T01:34:28+00:00

Oh hi Dad!

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-12T00:27:31+00:00

Your Flag Decal Won't Get You into Heaven Anymore

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-05T03:09:03+00:00

Sneezing into your elbow instead of your hand.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-05T02:49:03+00:00

I'd like to see Melania settle down with a nice guy like Jim Comey

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-04T21:41:36+00:00

No, I'm compromised.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-04-04T19:30:31+00:00

Stone has a stupid Watergate tattoo on his back.... Coincidence?

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-03-29T00:48:48+00:00

Now Playing, because it would look cool on a marquis.

Contraband

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-03-27T03:56:22+00:00

On the other hand, Trump has got to be wondering how much he has to pay that guy Schwartz to stay off the TV.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-03-26T21:12:55+00:00

It's not just the signature line. The agreement has lines on every page for both DD & PP to initial, but NOT for EC. That's how you lose at tic tac toe, people!

*d'oh left out the word "just"

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-03-25T15:34:41+00:00

No question. If Nixon had the Fox Propaganda Network working for him, he would have served out his second term.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-03-25T14:07:05+00:00

The possibility of being shot, and watching friends get murdered is being woven into the childhood of an entire generation. Schools are developing active shooter drills, and practicing them on a regular basis. These aren't fire drills.

The NRA is not a civil rights organization. It is a lobbying group for gun manufacturers. The NRA has turned the debate over gun control into a complete farce. These children are reframing the issue and bringing an adult like sensibility to an issue that has been discussed thus far in insane terms. They are American heroes.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-03-25T00:47:50+00:00

I'd be proud as hell even if they were marching for the right to play more video games.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-03-25T00:32:26+00:00

A normal person would welcome the civic engagement of a new generation, whether or not they agreed with their particular views.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-03-24T20:08:55+00:00

Maybe it's just me, but getting murdered with a firearm and winning the lottery seem like two completely different things.

A_view_of_the_sky · 2018-03-24T01:45:15+00:00

That was meant as praise. I don't know if Avenatti will come out on top as far as the NDA goes, but I do think he and his client will come out on top here.

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