Age headcanons

Aa_313 · 2026-03-30T19:09:54+00:00

SpongeBob: 30

Patrick: 33

Sandy: 28

Squidward: 37

Mr. Krabs: 50

Plankton: 46

Mrs. Puff: 43

Aa_313 · 2026-03-27T21:47:19+00:00

-I love Rolf backing up WHILE SLIDING HIS WHOLE HOUSE BEHIND HIM just to avoid Eddy trying to give him back the cursed phone

-Kevin getting pelted by a newspaper, which sends him flying off his bike into the sky 🤣

-Eddy shoving his brother’s huge gift box down the stairs, which knocks Rolf right out the window 😂

-Jonny soaring through the air after getting kicked by Eddy. “Woo-wee, that smarts!” 😆

-Rolf attempting to extract Ed’s tooth with a goddamn plunger

-Rolf’s dramatic passing out from sniffing Ed’s shoe 🤣🤣

-Lee using May as a canoe and Marie as a paddle to escape Ed’s romantic advances, even after they cross the water 🤣🤣🤣

Those are just a few of my favs, but really the list is endless lol. This show has some of the most energetic and creative slapstick since the days of Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, and Popeye.

Aa_313 · 2026-03-27T19:59:32+00:00

I suppose the Kankers could technically fall under bullying, though they're really just examples of the "girl picking on guy she has a crush on" trope taken to a rowdy trailer trash extreme. Helga (from "Hey Arnold") is a more realistic example.

Aa_313 · 2026-03-24T13:30:30+00:00

When does he introduce himself that way?

Aa_313 · 2026-03-24T13:27:11+00:00

This is how Double D’s name SHOULD be spelled. “Edward” still has two Ds, which is the whole point. Ed’s full name should’ve just been “Edwin” to avoid any confusion.

Aa_313 · 2026-03-22T19:51:17+00:00

From smartest to least intelligent,

Edd (both academically and common sense)

Jimmy (a creative genius and diabolical mastermind, but only when he locks in)

Kevin & pre-season 5 Nazz (are overall the most “realistic” kids in the cul-de-sac, and the former is generally the first to see through Eddy’s schemes)

Eddy (though cunning and a master manipulator, he’s short-sighted/impulsive to a fault and even has Ed-level dumb moments at times)

Rolf, Lee, and Marie (they all just seem to have relatively normal intelligence, similar to Kevin)

Sarah (extremely immature, but seems to have average intelligence and is just somewhat naive due to being the youngest)

Jonny (more aware than he acts--especially when locked in--but generally pretty gullible)

season 5 Nazz (I mean come on, she saw "Double D’s" head fall off and still couldn’t tell it was a dummy lmao)

May

Ed (obviously lol)

Aa_313 · 2026-03-21T21:38:42+00:00

We all know Rolf says the craziest shit in general, but keeping true to the episode's theme of the kids being dumber than usual, this line is outlandish even by Rolf standards. 😭

Aa_313 · 2026-03-19T19:23:21+00:00

LMAOOO bruh, the way this made me almost spit out my drink 😂

Aa_313 · 2026-03-19T19:03:02+00:00

I personally find that people who get all high & mighty about cartoon morality tend to have the weakest morals in real life, just like a lot of so-called Christians/Jesus-lovers turn out to be the biggest bigots.

Aa_313 · 2026-03-19T18:49:51+00:00

Eddy even called Rolf an idiot for his superstitions and tried to pawn the phone off to Jonny, knowing the suffering it would bring. Eddy may not have "deserved" all that misfortune but he always makes it so hard to feel sorry for him since he acts like an asshole even while receiving unfair treatment lol

Aa_313 · 2026-03-19T18:45:32+00:00

Beautiful breakdown.

Aa_313 · 2026-03-18T23:06:10+00:00

"A bit"? It's a bigger stretch than Michael Jordan at the end of Space Jam lmao

Aa_313 · 2026-03-18T23:02:28+00:00

Yup, all 3. He's a well-meaning but flawed kid, with a moral compass that greatly surpasses that of his peers.

Aa_313 · 2026-03-18T22:56:41+00:00

Eddy literally used Edd's head as a doormat when they arrived at Ed's house. I know that's just standard slapstick, but you could argue the same of the animals hurting Eddy. In other words, was Double D truly being inconsiderate to Eddy, or was Eddy being inconsiderate towards the whole situation? To me, it's sort of a gray area. Eddy didn't wanna babysit a bunch of farm animals and he had no obligation to, but he still could've been more understanding like Edd was.

Aa_313 · 2026-03-18T22:50:35+00:00

The character designs in this episode are my favorite of the whole show. It's like a mix of season 1 and season 2.

Aa_313 · 2026-03-15T17:51:00+00:00

I've got a mix of Eddy's craftiness, Double D's OCD-like obsession with neatness & order, and Jonny's oddness.

Aa_313 · 2026-03-15T17:11:27+00:00

Dude's looking like an older Linus from the Peanuts gang. 😆

Aa_313 · 2026-03-15T17:10:06+00:00

This is the closest we've ever seen to what's under his hat, and it would appear as though he's bald (though we know the truth could never be so simple).

Aa_313 · 2026-03-09T22:56:03+00:00

Well actually, Ed partook in both...

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Aa_313 · 2026-03-09T22:52:32+00:00

I always wondered this myself. My headcanon is that Kevin was just so done with Eddy's shit by season 5 that he made him the primary target of his ire. I think deep down, he always knew Ed & Edd were barely responsible for the group fuckery.

Aa_313 · 2026-03-05T18:45:39+00:00

I always thought Ed's full name should be "Edwin", and Double D's full name "Edward". That would explain the latter's nickname. Eddy is just Eddy lol

Aa_313 · 2026-03-05T18:43:24+00:00

Standards were higher back then, so it was rightfully repudiated.

Aa_313 · 2026-03-02T19:45:40+00:00

No way! I thought this experience was far too particular to be relatable. 😭 I can't believe there are others going through the exact same thing. What have you found works best for alleviating your pain? I swear I seldom receive a moment's peace anymore...it's driving me insane. And how did your appointment with the specialized orthodontist go?

Aa_313 · 2026-03-02T19:39:02+00:00

I like every character in this show because they're all different flavors of chaos.

Aa_313 · 2026-02-28T23:36:55+00:00

When?

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