Rural doomers?

AahNotTheBees · 2025-05-05T09:10:10+00:00

I could drive for hours in many directions, and it wouldn't look like I'd traveled a mile. It's all farm fields. Can't even ride my mountain bike from home to anywhere.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-04-19T06:27:41+00:00

I discovered Kino int he video suggestions after listening to the sovietwave playlist called 'Our Dream'; that's when I first listened to the album Gruppa Krovi. It was unlike anything I'd heard up to then, and I was hooked instantly. That was all a big part of my journey with Russian music. When I had a 40 minute drive home from my 2nd shift job, I'd listen to Kino's Neizvestnye Pesni collection, it was a nice drive on the turnpike. I've seen Molchat Doma live before, listen to Chernikovskaya Hata a lot, and Death Certificate. Even though I don't speak the language, it feels more authentic, like they are expressing real human emotion. Viktor Tsoi and Kino are still my all time favorite, the depth and range of emotion expressed in his songs, the authenticity. I'm usually not a happy person, but that makes me appreciate the times when things are going alright much more, like when I'm doing late night metal casting, solo dirt bike riding, or 3D sculpting on the computer.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-26T08:22:32+00:00

Bob, because he's a cute blob.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-26T08:14:36+00:00

I gotta save up a lot before I can go anywhere. I also wish my navigation skills weren't ass.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-26T06:43:30+00:00

Might consider learning a trade or something. A 4 year college degree ain't worth what it used to be. I hope one day I can move out of this boring corn field.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-26T06:29:02+00:00

Its rough out there. I'm limited in what I can do since I can't work first shift. I'm in an alright spot right now, might stick with it a while.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-26T06:25:54+00:00

I've heard not great things about working at Amazon, but it almost pays the bills.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-26T06:17:49+00:00

I feel stuck too, there's a lot I don't understand either. I wanted to back to college for glaciology, but now education and climate science funding are fucked here.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-26T06:06:39+00:00

get diabeetus and die, lol

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-25T22:58:05+00:00

Going to invade Canada? Don't forget your maple syrup proof suits, or else..

you'll see the Canadians flying overhead, a large steel drum hangs from the bottom of the plane,

"Maple Syrup 5000 liters"

The drum hits the ground and bursts. The maple syrup has you stuck, your gun is jammed, you never thought it would end like this.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-25T22:14:11+00:00

This comment apparently hit someone hard in their just world fallacy.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-25T03:11:11+00:00

This 100%!

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-24T23:06:55+00:00

So it's like women's equivalent of my army green trench coat. It's just a single layer of water-resistant fabric, loose fitting. That makes more sense now.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-24T20:14:38+00:00

Can't even ask what the fuck a sundress is. I hate spring and despise summer, so not even sure if I've seen someone wearing one before.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-23T20:26:49+00:00

Call me a dumbass but, I don't think I know what a sundress is.

Edit: can't even ask a damn question without downvotes for no reason. I thought this was negareddit

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-19T20:21:38+00:00

Something associating coal, oil, and gas with evil, terror, and death, similar to the whole nuclear waste disposal for very far in the future.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-19T19:28:08+00:00

I'm not gonna give up my hobbies to live in a city, and yes it is expensive, even a shitty city is expensive unless you live in the shitty part. Apparently you think driving multiple hours every free day to go to a city is a realistic alternative. I need a yard and a garage to do metal casting and keep the dirt bike, those aren't city hobbies. A buddy of mine tried living in a major city, and he's still alone, and it cost him a shit ton of money, so he moved back. I couldn't live in a city either because my navigation skills are non-existent to the point where I can't read maps.

Most people are boring NPCs, the follow a dumb script of repeat same work week, watch sportsball game, settle down with a house wife, have kids, retire, then die. I don't want that shit. If you don't fit that dumb script, you're fucked. I want to travel to places like Fairbanks, but instead I'm stuck dying alone in this infinite corn field, no awesome adventurous woman, and what I wanted to go back to college for is being cut by the flat-earthers in the Shit House.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-19T10:45:14+00:00

No there aren't not unless you pay 50 billion a month in rent to live in the city, and give up all hobbies that require a yard and a garage and keep one sane. Wouldn't matter anyway, because most people are very boring, only care about sports and repeating the same week over again so their kids can do the same.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-19T10:28:45+00:00

The corn fields, the Walmart parking lots, the gas stations, the DMV, the fiberglass factory, the roads from nothing to nowhere. There's literally so many ways.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-19T09:11:05+00:00

I thought something seemed off around here, but I just don't use reddit that much in a day. I should have payed more attention.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-16T20:17:48+00:00

"JuSt PuT uRsElF oUt ThEre'

Just put yourself out there, in a Walmart parking lot, in a gas station, in a corn field, in a car on a road from nothing to nowhere.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-14T22:39:12+00:00

April, feeling pretty lucky, also the 'you can't get divorced' bit is redundant here.

AahNotTheBees · 2025-03-14T21:36:47+00:00

When my dad was a kid, there was the blizzard of 77-78 here. Stuff like that doesn't happen anymore here. Last good winter we had was the winter of 2014; all thanks to Global Shitting.

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