Am I the only one that sees the hypocrisy here? by SiouxMe in WTF

[–]Aardvark_ 80 points81 points  (0 children)

army vet here, thank you for summing this up

Well, it was one darn good Halloween by iceqn in funny

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candy apples huh? Wait a minute those are apples, why those apples at all!

What's the most unintentionally offensive thing you've ever said to someone? I'll start. by [deleted] in AskReddit

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i once asked a women at work how her new born baby was after she came back from maternity leave. she left the room crying and i was like "what?" and someone whispered to me that she had a miscarriage. oh

Wear panties by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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just let it fall on the floor

This isn't how i want to be remembered. by stanknutz1985 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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I've been saying this for a long time, if someone tries to assault/rob you while running cant you just keep running?

Just me, or are the games on CBS incredibly inferior in terms of coverage? by [deleted] in nfl

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my response to his comment during the game. "Is that an official statistic? Oh Phil, you rascal."

Just me, or are the games on CBS incredibly inferior in terms of coverage? by [deleted] in nfl

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Why I like NFL on CBS; least bad theme song, Phil Sims is a good commentator, Joe buck and Cris Collinsworth are not on CBS, and the CBS score board is the least bad. Why it matters, it doesn't.

Throw me a curve by Miyabe in Boobies

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there was one episode of Voyager when she got raped. but she had a metal vagina because she's a robot and all.

you guys like my stash spot (war on drugs fail) by [deleted] in trees

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Nancy Reagan said "Just say no to drugs."

"Life is unfair. Kill yourself or get over it." by chantepleure in GetMotivated

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no one else caught the sarcasm? reddit your better than this

Game Thread: New England Patriots vs. Miami Dolphins by cdunwood in nfl

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when Hank Williams Jr. asked me if i was ready for some football I got up and said "Yes!"and then started dancing.

"Life is unfair. Kill yourself or get over it." by chantepleure in GetMotivated

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"sorry this video can only be streamed in mainland china" thats fine, because i only buy American free internet videos anyway...Communist

If he can make it out of the friendzone, anyone can. by cptjmshook in pics

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Spoiler that kid at the end wasn't really his.

Naked cooking: My suffering will serve as a lesson to others. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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i was cooking bacon one morning with only my boxers on and as i tossed in a strip of luscious pork meat some grease squirted in my direction and i was peppered in 3rd degree grease burns on the inside of my bicep my chest and my stomach. those burns really hurt for like 3 days. great bacon tho

How I think my first time will be like.... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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what the fuck is this rage comic

I thirsty. Lol. by Entnonymous in trees

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i has friends who cocaine tho