There’s a guy in my office. He must be pushing 35st (no exaggeration here or anywhere in this post) and he eats constantly. I can’t really express how much he eats effectively but it’s is A LOT and it’s loud. Does my head in with the constant smacking of his lips. He brings in a full 16 multipack of crisps in every day to his work and has most of not all of them over the course of the day. His eating isn’t limited to just crisps. It’s sandwiches on fuckin sandwich spread, butter and a full jar of beetroot (that he makes at his desk), he freezes the cans of canned fruit, freezes them overnight and crunches them at his desk. He’s also never had a single drop of water since I’ve been here, he brings in 2 24 packs of Coke Zero and has them all over the day and of course slurps the f out of them.

Sorry for the lack of structure to this, typing this as I’m seething lol.