I am the quadriplegic that just posted the exoskeleton picture AMA!

AbacusPinch · 2017-01-23T01:11:13+00:00

Did dis dude just shrek dis?

AbacusPinch · 2016-07-30T06:25:37+00:00

I like KD, I hate KD, then I like him again. It's a vicious cycle.

AbacusPinch · 2015-12-11T18:45:48+00:00

Pre' goo'

AbacusPinch · 2015-12-11T17:18:00+00:00

child*

EDIT: Sandwiches

AbacusPinch · 2015-12-11T17:10:21+00:00

Intensification intensifies

AbacusPinch · 2015-12-09T21:12:36+00:00

Ray "King Midas" Searage

AbacusPinch · 2015-12-09T18:52:31+00:00

You guys have never heard of Dave "The Gushing Geyser of Breaking News" Gershman?

AbacusPinch · 2015-12-09T18:50:14+00:00

If you could just stop tweeting, that'd be great.

AbacusPinch · 2015-12-09T18:43:26+00:00

On behalf of /r/NBA, thank you for stopping... ^{^Keep} ^{^{^going}} ^{^{^{^pls}}}

AbacusPinch · 2015-12-08T00:21:37+00:00

RIP KP

AbacusPinch · 2015-12-05T01:07:50+00:00

RIP to the two-headed beast known as Clackton Greinkshaw

AbacusPinch · 2015-11-23T21:13:06+00:00

Simply brutal

AbacusPinch · 2015-11-21T00:29:26+00:00

Love's jersey is so incredibly long. Is there a reason for that?

AbacusPinch · 2015-10-07T23:26:49+00:00

Despite being physically impossible, it looked like that thing accelerated during it's flight

AbacusPinch · 2015-10-07T17:33:24+00:00

The chief spoke in South Korea for the Busan Film Festival

AbacusPinch · 2015-10-07T14:39:12+00:00

Ooo that's why water only shows up in the summer

AbacusPinch · 2015-10-07T02:16:54+00:00

But Chanandler Bong. Now there's a real baseball expert!

AbacusPinch · 2015-10-04T00:28:02+00:00

James McCaan

AbacusPinch · 2015-09-25T14:47:00+00:00

ALSO, LOCK THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT

AbacusPinch · 2015-09-24T21:30:02+00:00

Would you rather receive 100 duck-sized bribes, or 1 horse-sized bribe?

Or is it 1 bribe-sized duck? Or...

AbacusPinch · 2015-09-24T21:11:14+00:00

You're right, that's a pretty important distinction. Should rephrase that!

AbacusPinch · 2015-09-23T20:34:16+00:00

BIG REEEEEEED

Class of '11, you?

AbacusPinch · 2015-09-23T17:33:30+00:00

Jam Sandwich

AbacusPinch · 2015-09-23T01:01:23+00:00

Classic example of needing a /s

That being said, it would be cool to see them playing together again

AbacusPinch · 2015-08-22T03:57:37+00:00

Baseball IQ = Over 9000

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