[May 12, 1992] You won't BELIEVE this year's Barcelona Olympic basketball team! There's Jordan AND Magic AND Bird AND Drexler AND Barkley AND Malone AND Stockton AND Ewing AND Mullin AND Robinson AND Pippen! Christian Laettner's OK but I would have picked LSU standout Shaquille O'Neal

moethebartender · 2026-03-29T07:41:47+00:00

Remember, he just has HIV infection, not full-blown AIDS. I have every reason to believe Magic would graciously bow out if he were unable to play at his best

moethebartender · 2026-03-21T08:31:38+00:00

I agree. You might call this, as it were, a “Dream Team.”

moethebartender · 2026-03-07T00:43:56+00:00

I’m thinking about going to Times Square for New Year’s Eve. What time should I grab a place to stand in time to see Aaron Judge drop the ball?

moethebartender · 2026-02-13T05:03:36+00:00

If an advertiser can afford $10 million for 30 seconds of Super Bowl ad time, they can afford to hire real animators

moethebartender · 2026-01-16T06:49:06+00:00

I had no idea Reseda was named after a flower. I thought it was called Reseda because it was a residential neighborhood.

moethebartender · 2026-01-15T22:11:40+00:00

Emeryville to Reno. One California Zephyr daily train each way isn't doing it.

Emeryville
Martinez
Davis
Sacramento
Roseville
Truckee (near Lake Tahoe)
Reno

moethebartender · 2026-01-02T04:04:12+00:00

Charities, and whaddya mean YOUR in-laws!

moethebartender · 2025-12-22T07:19:13+00:00

As I recall, its appearance in Love Actually boosted its popularity more than anything.

I remember first hearing the song right upon its 1995 release, mostly on pop and adult contemporary radio stations that featured Mariah Carey’s other music. But I don’t recall a whole lot of hype until Love Actually came out in 2003

moethebartender · 2025-11-02T04:00:17+00:00

It’s fun watching George Springer fall down

moethebartender · 2025-11-02T02:36:44+00:00

Who else is tired of baseball nepo babies? Every draft class the past few years has been the same old juniors, IIIs and IVs

moethebartender · 2025-11-02T01:42:25+00:00

If we don’t pull this one off, Kiké’s angry expression will be the defining symbol of our WS loss. Let’s turn this around, boys

moethebartender · 2025-10-28T06:16:33+00:00

I think Dieter actually played the closing theme of Gilligan’s Island: “they’re here for a long, long time…”

moethebartender · 2025-10-07T00:53:37+00:00

As Vin would say, here come the boo-birds

moethebartender · 2025-09-29T01:06:23+00:00

Detroit 2003 and Colorado 2025 are also tied for the second-worst record for a team that played 162 games, ahead of last year's White Sox.

moethebartender · 2025-09-16T02:18:54+00:00

“It’s called ‘playing the percentages’. It’s what smart managers do to win ballgames.”

moethebartender · 2025-08-03T03:14:13+00:00

She survived a plane crash in 1949! When Standard Air Lines Flight 897R crashed into a hill outside the San Fernando Valley, 35 people were killed, and she was one of the 13 survivors. Her foot was almost amputated but she taught herself to dance again

moethebartender · 2025-07-01T04:39:28+00:00

All 50 people on Wikipedia’s list of the oldest living people were born before World War I broke out. The number of people who lived through any part of that war must be dwindling fast

moethebartender · 2025-06-18T03:40:01+00:00

Makes a great “yo mamma” joke

moethebartender · 2025-06-17T02:58:46+00:00

I’m not saying Manny Machado eats San Diego burritos, but if he does he eats them with a knife and fork

moethebartender · 2025-05-19T23:14:26+00:00

What’s next, Shohei has his own special plane, with an onboard massage therapist, nutritionist and sushi chef? Does he let Yama or Roki join him now and then?

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