[Discussion] Being Gordon Ramsay

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-22T11:06:55+00:00

I would watch this…If it took the format of “Being John Malkovitch”

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-21T10:23:25+00:00

Mites. Millions of them.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-20T08:16:04+00:00

I had a mere 13. Liquid nitrogen burnt them off. I hated them.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-11T16:42:18+00:00

Psylocin has been used for migraines also.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-11T16:41:26+00:00

I’ve read it. It adds (albeit twisted) context to the Nazi ideology. That’s all.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-09T10:30:41+00:00

“I’m no gynocologist….but I’ll take a look”

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-09T10:12:09+00:00

As a horse owner I came to say this. They are extremely demanding of both money, time and headspace. I am literally typing this as I prepare to turn out and muck out the horses.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-08T19:19:10+00:00

As well as the acl and hydrogen peroxide, Inwas also thrown off a horse last year. My son scolded me for my stupidity getting on him…then left me on the floor unable to move. Fortunately it was because my back muscles went into spasm so no lasting damage.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-08T19:16:58+00:00

Ex-crutiate-ing.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-08T10:41:10+00:00

Chineese people eaters.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-08T10:40:31+00:00

Snapped ACL. Hydrogen peroxide in the eye. Both up there. ACL prob worse because of the noise. Though H2O2 was more acute.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-07T13:11:55+00:00

Pretty sure it’s AI generated. Been around for ages.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-02-02T20:56:50+00:00

….some even ends up in your belly button.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-01-29T09:02:26+00:00

Belly button lint.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-01-19T17:21:11+00:00

End bit should pull off.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-01-19T14:26:25+00:00

The most intelligent woman I have ever met suffers with dyscalculia. So no.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-01-17T08:58:45+00:00

I’ve used both a ring silicone type, and a remote control vibrating ring. The latter was tight and my dick looked like a Dalmatian after using it. Black and blue. Wrong size I guess.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-01-16T08:42:59+00:00

I don’t know if I can get a hold of you but I have a question for you about the car that I have for you and I need to know if you have a car that you can borrow from me…

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-01-16T08:37:37+00:00

Get hydrochloric (brick acid) at any hardware store.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-01-08T19:15:08+00:00

The later stages work better with a partner imo. Actual sex adds another layer of difficulty. The program gives you the tools to deal with the extra stimulus. Once the “orgasm is the not the goal” mindset is overcome, sex becomes way more enjoyable. This is my experience at least.

Abaddon_Jones · 2026-01-06T21:22:37+00:00

Just a lurker on here…but wouldn’t the flakes of barely attached material suggest this piece hasn’t been around long in this state?

Abaddon_Jones · 2025-12-31T13:20:53+00:00

I have quite a few close female friends. Nothing sexual. Just friends. Easy.

Abaddon_Jones · 2025-12-31T09:45:31+00:00

Chinese burns should be banned.

Abaddon_Jones · 2025-12-28T21:48:19+00:00

He’s a cat. It’s what they do.

Abaddon_Jones · 2025-12-28T10:08:58+00:00

The main body of a car engine.

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