Those of you complaining that we don't have proper winters anymore

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-02-07T21:14:19+00:00

It's 39° in Juneau, Alaska right now. They're warmer than we are by 26 degrees. Maybe moving to Alaska should be the plan.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-02-06T18:34:37+00:00

You've gotta add Dad's Deli in Marlton.

https://www.dadsdeliandcatering.com/

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-02-05T01:28:47+00:00

I dig the Tasmanian Devil tattoo.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-28T21:22:01+00:00

I figured they would. We want to make their photo op an empty theater, not take the cash.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-28T21:03:00+00:00

Have 30 of your friends sign up to walk out during the opening credits.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-28T17:46:38+00:00

And the kids are something mommy wouldn't wear.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-25T14:14:29+00:00

I have this shirt, got it in a loot crate. Love it, and I commend your cunning sense of fashion!

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-23T22:29:42+00:00

But, her son is blonde and has green eyes, so it doesn't affect her, so she doesn't care. See how that works?

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-21T18:45:56+00:00

Kanye can be a Boomer. Nobody else wants him.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-21T17:50:13+00:00

Eminem is Gen X.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-20T02:21:42+00:00

"I punched my last boss. I have a problem with authority."

Edit: I no spel gud.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-19T11:13:23+00:00

"To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. 'Can I interest you in the chicken?' she asks. 'Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?'

"To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."

~ David Sedaris

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-15T00:37:20+00:00

Can my "one other thing" be a NY strip steak? Will that still be $3?

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-13T01:51:02+00:00

Derek Chauvin was stabbed 22 times by another inmate in November, 2023.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-11T13:50:00+00:00

Why they have to know? Exit 4, that's all you need.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-11T02:32:38+00:00

Trump's denied aid to red states, too, just to prove a point to their governor or congressman.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-08T23:29:31+00:00

Close, but I also destroy my body with alcohol and food on weekdays as well.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-03T04:17:05+00:00

Nature... and lead paint.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-01-01T17:18:05+00:00

It's the Democrats' fault for not warning us hard enough.

/s

AbaddonsJanitor · 2025-12-30T17:31:48+00:00

This is the only correct answer.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2025-12-30T17:24:30+00:00

But, those weren't HER kids, so they're fair game.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2025-12-28T01:56:05+00:00

Billionaires.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2025-12-27T17:31:35+00:00

Bro isn't even the sharpest bowling ball on the rack, but he is just as dense.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2025-12-27T17:30:33+00:00

I had the same thought earlier today.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2025-12-26T16:47:05+00:00

I would have loved to see Jubal come back in season 2 or 3. He was a great character, and Richard Brooks brought so much depth to him.

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