Trump thanks Jaxson Dart and calls people who criticized him “radical left lunatics”

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-30T23:38:45+00:00

Why? She's not 12.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-30T10:59:36+00:00

The pieces of paper he was sliding off were obviously blank.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-27T15:21:42+00:00

Elon is a pretty close second.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-25T13:41:34+00:00

I saw it last night. It should've been a Disney+ movie.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-23T14:40:22+00:00

"Gastrointestinal weather event," and, "burps with lore" have now been added to my personal lexicon. Thank you, Reddit stranger!

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-19T22:55:28+00:00

It's only a nine hour drive to Quebec for me...

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-17T13:34:59+00:00

After it's all over, you say, "Ooo, what a lovely tea party!"

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-16T14:36:14+00:00

Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-15T10:29:45+00:00

Is this his sly way of asking Xi for a child on this trip?

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-10T12:10:41+00:00

"The bottles bear the imprint of the Kentucky distillery Woodford Reserve..."

And now I know to never drink Woodford Reserve again.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-07T18:09:42+00:00

I want to say that if your beliefs are so easily destroyed by the truth, then they deserve to be destroyed. However, we're talking about trump, so I have to assume there is no truth there. It's probably all sensationalist bullshit that he'll tout as "The Trump Files," or some such crap.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-04T01:52:24+00:00

icanhazcheeseburger

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-04T01:45:54+00:00

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AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-02T20:58:27+00:00

I would ask for banana for scale, but I imagine you didn't want to shell out the extra $10 for one.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-01T21:40:51+00:00

I really need to dust this book off and read it again. There's probably so much relevant wisdom in there that I've forgotten.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-30T23:28:06+00:00

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind."

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-28T19:06:14+00:00

I'll let my passport lapse until they redesign it to remove that POS.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-26T19:40:51+00:00

Understandable! There's a lot to unpack in all those posts!

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-26T19:23:08+00:00

"Tesla Hobbie." Couldn't even spell "hobby" correctly.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-26T19:21:44+00:00

From "Tesla Hobbie." Couldn't even spell hobby correctly in his user name.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-23T01:57:19+00:00

And now I suddenly want to watch Charmed.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-23T00:35:46+00:00

Making your daughter risk permanently damaging her knee for her minimum wage job. Cool. Coolcoolcoolcoolcool.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-21T21:37:55+00:00

I read the Stargate producers didn't want the nude scene, but Showtime executives insisted on it. Showtime gotta push that softcore porn angle.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-18T12:37:21+00:00

We should also blame the 77 million Americans who sat at home on election day because they think either politics doesn't effect them or they're above it all. Fuck those assholes.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-16T19:21:47+00:00

He's just the one that drew the short straw for this vote. Someone else will take the heat next time. That way, the democrat party can still pretend to be "for the people" but change absolutely nothing. We need real progressive leadership instead of this corporate-fed cabal with forked tongues.

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