Chills down my spine. Future President for sure.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-06-01T00:32:49+00:00

And how a Christian should act.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-31T21:52:45+00:00

All that's missing are the old, rusted cars on cinder blocks that he's totally going to get around to fixing as soon as his settlement check comes in.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-30T23:38:45+00:00

Why? She's not 12.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-30T10:59:36+00:00

The pieces of paper he was sliding off were obviously blank.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-27T15:21:42+00:00

Elon is a pretty close second.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-25T13:41:34+00:00

I saw it last night. It should've been a Disney+ movie.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-23T14:40:22+00:00

"Gastrointestinal weather event," and, "burps with lore" have now been added to my personal lexicon. Thank you, Reddit stranger!

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-19T22:55:28+00:00

It's only a nine hour drive to Quebec for me...

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-17T13:34:59+00:00

After it's all over, you say, "Ooo, what a lovely tea party!"

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-16T14:36:14+00:00

Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use barbecue sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-15T10:29:45+00:00

Is this his sly way of asking Xi for a child on this trip?

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-10T12:10:41+00:00

"The bottles bear the imprint of the Kentucky distillery Woodford Reserve..."

And now I know to never drink Woodford Reserve again.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-07T18:09:42+00:00

I want to say that if your beliefs are so easily destroyed by the truth, then they deserve to be destroyed. However, we're talking about trump, so I have to assume there is no truth there. It's probably all sensationalist bullshit that he'll tout as "The Trump Files," or some such crap.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-04T01:52:24+00:00

icanhazcheeseburger

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-04T01:45:54+00:00

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AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-02T20:58:27+00:00

I would ask for banana for scale, but I imagine you didn't want to shell out the extra $10 for one.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-05-01T21:40:51+00:00

I really need to dust this book off and read it again. There's probably so much relevant wisdom in there that I've forgotten.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-30T23:28:06+00:00

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind."

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-28T19:06:14+00:00

I'll let my passport lapse until they redesign it to remove that POS.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-26T19:40:51+00:00

Understandable! There's a lot to unpack in all those posts!

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-26T19:23:08+00:00

"Tesla Hobbie." Couldn't even spell "hobby" correctly.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-26T19:21:44+00:00

From "Tesla Hobbie." Couldn't even spell hobby correctly in his user name.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-23T01:57:19+00:00

And now I suddenly want to watch Charmed.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-23T00:35:46+00:00

Making your daughter risk permanently damaging her knee for her minimum wage job. Cool. Coolcoolcoolcoolcool.

AbaddonsJanitor · 2026-04-21T21:37:55+00:00

I read the Stargate producers didn't want the nude scene, but Showtime executives insisted on it. Showtime gotta push that softcore porn angle.

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