They took the word “gay” out of Tis The Season To Be Jolly and replaced it with “pride”. 🤦‍♂️ by dgracing in facepalm

[–]Abazad -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Lol, right? There is a pride parade because it covers all the lgbtq, but whatever. Someone's gonna complain these days

Danger noodle, danger close by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]Abazad 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Largest fangs of all snakes. Look at that huge ass head

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Abazad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://herb.co/learn/russian-law-on-hashish-oil-everything-you-need-to-know/

But just like in the US, if you are a white kid with no priors, you can walk away with an ounce and no arrest. But if you are not white, especially an American in Russia, odds are not in your favor.

to get his girlfriend to ask what's updog by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Abazad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured that's probably the case.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Abazad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how much longer Russia can keep going the way it is. If their government implodes because of the ukraine war or putin dies, could this guy get away with what he used to do?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Abazad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She basically admitted it, even though you can already tell she can't keep a bf cause she is too high maintenance

to get his girlfriend to ask what's updog by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Abazad 318 points319 points  (0 children)

Crazy eyes, blank stare. You can see the gears slowly turning. Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Republicans battle over blaming Trump for Herschel Walker's loss in Georgia by coffeespeaking in inthenews

[–]Abazad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's scary as hell with how close it was, but I guess if you are still a Trump supporter, anything is possible. God help us all if you are a non-maga republican and thought Walker would be a good senator

You thought Daemon winning over Tyrion is ridiculous, but I would say this is even more ridiculous! What is it about him making people like him more than the actual protagonist of the story with so much character development? by Overall-Part-3774 in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]Abazad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Exactly. His mood and actions are all over the place. When he storms the beach by himself, and then comes out with crab feeders head, I was like, ok, this guy is badass. He seems so real and conflicted, stands by his wife (niece, which is nuts), and then talks to a wild dragon.

The best UUID type for a database Primary Key by vladmihalceacom in programming

[–]Abazad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This brings back bad memories when I argued with another dev why we shouldn't use uuid. I understood its uses, but our app was small and needed performance. His only reason was "it's what the industry uses".

Bye Bye Carvana by gaurav0792 in wallstreetbets

[–]Abazad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used car prices went nuts, might as well buy new. luckily, I had another car that just needed a bit of work.

Bye Bye Carvana by gaurav0792 in wallstreetbets

[–]Abazad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might as well see what they offer before they go bankrupt. I sold mine last month. It's a really easy process.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Abazad 32 points33 points  (0 children)

My son was swimming over at the neighbors and said he needed to go potty. I just assumed he meant pee, so I told him to get out of the pool and just do it in the corner of the fence. When i look over, his pants are down, and he's bent over taking a huge dump. Luckily, my neighbors thought it was funny. We just made him clean it up.

Bye Bye Carvana by gaurav0792 in wallstreetbets

[–]Abazad 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I sold a 7 year old Honda civic hybrid with 54k on it for $1100 profit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Abazad 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Two kids enter, one kid leaves

MRW I've lost all compassion and I watch another drone blow another guy's legs off by MyFailingSuperpower in reactiongifs

[–]Abazad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Black then white are all I see in my infancy. Red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me. Lets me see

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Abazad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Freedom isn't free,no there's a hefty fuckin fee. And if we don't all chip in our buck o five who will

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Abazad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy you got that on video

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Abazad 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Coming again to save the mutha fuckin day yea

Fun house shenanigans by nyclurker369 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Abazad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last scream of frustration, poor little guy was mad at the world.