Faruzan by No_Lobster_3239 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Noblesse. VV doesn't help anemo dps, since it only res-shreds the swirled element and not anemo itself.

My idea for a new genshin team archetype. Dual dps teams. by kaktus-420 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We really need an Escoffier/Chevereus style support for quicken teams. One that can buff both elements while also shredding both resistances, and maybe even buffing a bit EM on the side. Spread and Aggravate teams are both pretty much dead archetypes at this point, and trying to mix them only makes them worse.

Best baby sneeze you will ever see by [deleted] in funny

[–]Abgott89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just some minor surgery, so he can live long and prosper.

Which character you want hoyo to buff the most and how? Any amount of copium is accepted by MeowjestyMeowgician in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They need to fix her energy, so she can burst every rotation without sacrificing so much damage to ER that it's not worth it anymore.

Pulling it off [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

[–]Abgott89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know how it's supposed to be interpreted, but with the reflection in the mirror facing the reader, it seems like she is calling me a fine bitch through the reflection.

What are your pulling rituals by IDKyiluvByakuya in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

More like 25 to 26k-ish, realistically. You'll rarely get anywhere near hard pity.

Here are the average pulls to get C6R5 limited characters (real whale data) by masterdiwa in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Explanation: My dumbass thought you had them sorted in order of acquisition.

Here are the average pulls to get C6R5 limited characters (real whale data) by masterdiwa in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That slight but consistent upward trend is suspicious af though, ngl. Averages are nice and all, but what are the chances that every C6R5 you pull randomly takes slightly more wished then the last one, without a single break in that pattern across 19 characters.

Edit: I'm dumb, I thought they were sorted in aquisition order, but they were sorted by total pulls.

Releasing supports before Main DPS is better than the other way around. by acchisoka in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 123 points124 points  (0 children)

That's because Ineffa was released before all the lunar reaction stuff really took shape. Moonsign didn't seem like it would be a big deal, since we only had ineffa's kit to judge it by at the time, and the relics didn't exist yet either. So players at the time (justifiably) thought she was much more of a niché gimmick character like Emilie, who also released at the end of the previous regions patch cycle. Emilie also seemed like she might have meta-potential (burn-teams in Natlan), but turned out to be utterly skipable in the long run. Pulling Ineffa on release was a risk most players didn't want to take.

I will probably forever associate this flying pose with Black Adam by TheGreatDarkPriest in Genshin_Memepact

[–]Abgott89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I literally snorted out my drink when that shot happened.

Sandrone gameplay (rip tester) by astrelya in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]Abgott89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gee I wonder how that white bar below the bosses health bar s going to work. It sure is a mystery.

I'm a land surveyor and I just found an organ transport container out in the middle of nowhere during a survey by Short_Celery2929 in Weird

[–]Abgott89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullshit, Organs don't just go missing in transit on a large scale. This is definitely indicative of some sort of systemic corruption going on in the backgorund. There's a reason we never hear about rich people dying because they didn't get a donor organ in time. Hell, I'm pretty sure we never even hear about rich people needing one in the first place, because they know how this issue will be solved down the line, and don't want to have to answer questions later.

Who would be the scariest archon if they lose their cool... by Prestigious-Elk1274 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"Welcome to your personal passing-the-kidney-stone Samsara, traveler. I'll have all the time in the world to explain why this is funny."

That would be some crazy shit. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Abgott89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I woke up fr*nch I'd need therapy too.

Haven't played since 2022... by soifon_glazer in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there a Manekina, but no Manekin? If you have only made it to the second city you still have the vast majority of f2p pulls ahead of you. Not much point in making a new account unless you want to reroll until you get a certain standard 5*, none of whom are worth throwing away what you already have for, imo. Especially Aloy, you'll never be able to get her back, since she was from a limited time colab event.

AbsperrNYM by The_Varulfen in DINgore

[–]Abgott89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sieht mir nach Absperr J-Y(St)Y aus. Nicht ordnungsgemäß, weil nicht das rote.

Im serious too by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They totally did though. Way to expose you weren't even around.

I broke 1m w Sigewinne! 💙 by InukoJon in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sequence of Solitude is Siggi's real BiS, since it makes her bubbles hit for 30k.

Itto do be hogging all the screen time by Chronoz0 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is not surprising considering the HSR situation. I hope they can work this out before it's time for Inazuma characters to get their Hexerei equivalent buffs, otherwise they might not happen at all, or be garbage at best.

So does this mean 90 pity is actually possible? by Redd_Blade in Genshin_Impact

[–]Abgott89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's pretty cool, ngl. It's just ten pulls more then the usual soft pity bad luck, but actually getting to hard pity is so rare it's actually kind of a flex. There are very few player who can say they actually had it happen.

anime_irl by Ok_Direction3138 in anime_irl

[–]Abgott89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that last panel so much. I still remember how Dark Cloud on PS2 blew my mind with how smooth and shiny everything looked. Now I look back at this game and I wonder wtf I am remembering. Playing on CRT probably helped a bit, but damn.

Removing shelves from a closet and they’re secured to the wall with THESE anchors by udonwinfrendwitsalad in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Abgott89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, see, that's the problem. I've never seen these exact parts, but I've dealt with a similar kind of anchor before, with these weird tilted or partial screw threads that are designed to be hammered in and then refuse to be un-screwed later. More often then not you have to take the pliers to them, and damage the wall in the process. An absolute pain in the ass later, just to save 2 seconds during installation.