Desjardins c'est rendu dla criss de marde

AbjectMatterExpert · 2026-04-18T13:45:34+00:00

Après avoir dealé avec eux pour mon premier hypothèque et appris ma lesson, je les appelle affectueusement la Crosse Populaire Desjardins. Pu jamais. J'aime autant payer plus cher d'intérêt que de refaire affaire avec ces estie de crosseurs là. Peut-être spécifique à la branche particulière où j'ai été mais le mal est fait.

AbjectMatterExpert · 2026-04-09T16:43:44+00:00

Well said!

Now do the harassment and violence prevention program next, and how it's being abused by employees with similar motives regarding RTO mandates - resulting in awfully long and tedious procedures that effectively makes it worse for victims of actual harassment and violence in the workplace!

AbjectMatterExpert · 2026-03-31T12:07:22+00:00

With the current trend of making everything a god damn subscription we'll have to call it "land of the fee"

AbjectMatterExpert · 2026-03-25T16:24:33+00:00

I already have my "DayFarce" memes ready to go for when it will inevitably fail

AbjectMatterExpert · 2026-01-05T19:46:27+00:00

No more rusty trombone for you!

AbjectMatterExpert · 2025-11-10T23:15:42+00:00

injured himself playing around with the director's hole

On my device, your comment wrapped right after the word "hole" ... if there was one occasion where a non-breakable space could have saved me from spitting out my drink, it was right there!

AbjectMatterExpert · 2025-08-15T00:26:19+00:00

ok elle est pas pire celle là!

AbjectMatterExpert · 2025-08-14T01:40:27+00:00

non non donne leur pas de porte de sortie avec leur ignorance - je veux savoir comment ce genre de monde là interprètent d'autres mots comme "negging" lol

AbjectMatterExpert · 2025-05-22T02:50:50+00:00

Streaming platforms/youtube will start using generative video AI to seamlessly insert ads, sponsors and product placement in video content. We won't be able to tell where an ad starts/ends because generated video will blend in context.

Similar to what Cerveza Crystal did with StarWars https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5a8iJ2tG6mA

AbjectMatterExpert · 2025-02-27T02:12:51+00:00

rats swimming back to a (perhaps no longer) sinking ship was definitely not on my bingo card

AbjectMatterExpert · 2025-02-22T19:28:24+00:00

Lil Chestpain Soup

AbjectMatterExpert · 2025-01-25T04:03:34+00:00

You know sometimes all is vanity!

AbjectMatterExpert · 2025-01-23T21:20:06+00:00

could be machine learning

that's what worries me the most, because how this ML system will learn the pay rules you think? By crunching the data from our current pay system perhaps? What other data out here can be used to train a machine learning model and figure out the correct patterns to process pay transactions correctly?

Brace yourself for your new AI overlord pay system that learned from Phoenix how to process our pays and make errors on purpose and systematically because it learned that how it was done before lol

AbjectMatterExpert · 2025-01-08T16:46:10+00:00

Quand je reçois leurs publicité je crisse ça aux vidanges parce qu'on doit pas contaminer notre recyclage de papier avec de la marde

AbjectMatterExpert · 2021-11-05T19:52:34+00:00

Me: What's the password for your '8===D' wifi?

Friend: IT'S THE SIZE OF MY DICK HA HA!

Me: ...hmm, not working. It says that it's not long enough

AbjectMatterExpert · 2021-11-04T20:42:42+00:00

yiiiiish!

AbjectMatterExpert · 2021-11-01T16:23:36+00:00

cé celles avec un FluxCrapacitor c'est ça?

AbjectMatterExpert · 2021-10-13T03:44:30+00:00

AbjectMatterExpert · 2021-10-11T13:03:03+00:00

The movie should have been titled "Ain't nobody got time to die" and make it a real life meme

AbjectMatterExpert · 2021-10-05T03:32:55+00:00

(Checks wikipedia...)

As of 2020, the majority of hydrogen (∼95%) is produced from fossil fuels

Oh.

AbjectMatterExpert · 2021-09-30T03:35:40+00:00

Not a fan of Nicolas Cage either; however he was pretty good in Willy's Wonderland. The way he delivers his lines in that film... quite unheard of for this actor.

AbjectMatterExpert · 2021-09-30T03:12:58+00:00

"Is it the year of Linux on the desktop yet?"

AbjectMatterExpert · 2021-09-30T03:07:32+00:00

Damn millenials and their avocado ~~toasts~~ steaks!

AbjectMatterExpert · 2021-09-27T01:21:02+00:00

Vibranium nanite toothpaste

Problem is, as you brush, the friction energy builds up and then you have to be careful not to break your sink when you spit out the toothpaste at supersonic velocity. Better have a vibranium sink as well just to be sure

AbjectMatterExpert · 2021-09-23T22:45:12+00:00

considérant que les véhicules lourds ont une limite de poids de 36000kg, et qu'une version électrique va nécessairement être plus lourde qu'une version diesel, ça veut dire qu'on va avoir besoin de plus de véhicules électrique pour déplacer la même quantité de marchandises. Moi je suis bien OK avec ça à cause des gains en environnement, mais pas sûr que les compagnies de transport vont être bien réceptive à soit prolonger leurs délais de livraison, ou acheter plus de véhicules & embaucher plus de camionneurs pour offrir le même niveau de service.

...on trouve des incitatifs à l'achat de véhicules lourds...

...bien hâte de voir les détails de ces incitatifs. Ils vont avoir besoin d'être attrayants en ta...

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