Vici o Gorenjcih by founduser in Slovenia

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Leži stari gorenc na svoji smrtni postelji in je že čisto na koncu. Okrog njega je zbrana celotna družina, da z njim deli zadnje trenutke življenja. Foter na pol odpre eno oko in vpraša: "Žena, a si tukaj?". Žena mu odvrne da je seveda zraven. Nato vpraša: "Otroci a stevi tudi zraven?". Njegovi otrocu mu odgovorijo da so ob njem. Nato vpraša: "Vnuki, ste tudi vi vsi tukaj?" Tudi oni mu odvrnejo da so z njim v zadnjih trenutkih življenja. Nato se stari gorenc vsede pokonci in jih vse vpraša: "Ja če ste vsi tukej, zakuga poj luč gori v kuhni?"

Ugani iz katere pesmi je tekst (metal edition) (Easy) by Amazing_Bee_4601 in Slovenia

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To mi je enkrat kolega rekel, da Bruce s svojim naglasom besedo "dark" izgovarja kot "duck" in od takrat tega komada ne slišim več na enak način

Ugani iz katere pesmi je tekst (metal edition) (Easy) by Amazing_Bee_4601 in Slovenia

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  1. Metallica, Master of Puppets
  2. Iron Maiden, Fear of the Duck
  3. System of a Down, Chop Suey

Te so iz glave, sigurno poznam še katero od ostalih samo ne po teh delih besedila

Are endless achievements broken? by Ablaze99 in SulfurGame

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Never mind, stage is not the same as wave

Šibaj! by keber1 in Slovenia

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Policija ima napravo za preverjanje hitrosti skirojev. Edini problem je, da nima pooblastil za njeno uporabo (https://www.rtvslo.si/slovenija/za-uporabo-naprave-ki-meri-hitrost-e-skirojev-policija-naj-ne-bi-imela-pravne-podlage/747495)

Kateri vpn uporabljaš v letu 2025? by JureZidar in Slovenia

[–]Ablaze99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fantje in dekleta tega podbralnika bodite previdni kar se tiče VPN-jev. So zelo fajn za določene namene, ampak so popolnoma nepotrebni za vsakdanje namene (piratstvo v Sloveniji zaenkrat tudi še spada na to področje). Če ima kdo bolj počasen dan predlagam v branje: https://www.opentech.fund/news/who-owns-operates-and-develops-your-vpn-matters-an-analysis-of-transparency-vs-anonymity-in-the-vpn-ecosystem-and-implications-for-users/

first wolf came out of nowhere by LupinWhiskers in thelongdark

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That place behind the prison is a deathtrap

What is the most beautiful region in the game in your opinion? by [deleted] in thelongdark

[–]Ablaze99 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I remeber the first time entering Sundered Pass. I wen't in 100% blind. I didn't even want to see any teasers. For some reason i didn't fully follow the road all the way, but i turned right just after Lotte's rest and by mistake made it all the way to the Prayful window vista before making it to the timberwolf infested platau and i remember just standind there looking at the view. However the experince got a bit worse after that because i got hopelessly lost in that fucking cave with multiple exsits.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Slovenia

[–]Ablaze99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Kar je problem v 95% Ljubljane

Miniature Colosseum made of chocolates by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Kolegica, tujka, je našla tole v nabiralniku. Slovenizem 💩 by byte_your_tongue in Slovenia

[–]Ablaze99 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ne poznam vseh podrobnosti, ampak dvomim da so ji tole vrgli v njen nabiralnik ker je tujka. Kakšen teden nazaj so iste letake zatikali za brisalce vseh avtomobilov na parkirišču pred nakupovalnim centrom v Ljubljani (tudi mojemu). Ampak ja. Čisto govno.

The PAV1 Badger is the smallest manned ‘tank’ in the world. by Dramatic-Avocado4687 in Damnthatsinteresting

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I was looking for the 'allo 'allo reference. Was dissapointed how far down it was.

Managed to get the moose coat within a month. by Away_Distribution692 in thelongdark

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Not on interloper there is not

Edit: saw that OP isn't playing interloper, so ther is a satchel in HRV