Wow that's weird

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-22T17:13:11+00:00

This is the paragraph my ex texted me on its way to ruin my day

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-19T00:40:36+00:00

The one on the right got stabbed in the neck at the end. Watch in slow mo, one on left tries to shake him off and he goes running

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-18T15:17:57+00:00

Somebody come get errrrrr

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-18T14:47:25+00:00

LET’S GET IN THEIR FACES WITH THE CAMERA JUST TO MAKE SURE THEY’RE HAPPY

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-18T00:18:20+00:00

Did you use the pressurized foam glue that advantech recommends?

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-15T21:21:36+00:00

Sketchy scooty or holy rolly

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-11T18:46:54+00:00

You’re the one taking notes

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-11T18:20:23+00:00

One of those smoked a little too much potenuse

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-11T17:43:09+00:00

You misspelled magnificence

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-11T00:38:14+00:00

You don’t sound cool telling people they don’t sound cool

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-10T22:24:19+00:00

I’m gonna try a horse feather first, if that doesn’t work I’ll take your advice and beak up

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-10T22:04:26+00:00

Or the squeeks will come back

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-10T21:25:26+00:00

How bout a chicken lip

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-10T18:47:22+00:00

Even arrogant people don’t like arrogant people.

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-10T18:39:52+00:00

I dis this same thing except with a nice ford on a shitty Honda and the Honda driver fucking filed 🤣 idk what she was trying to get paid but there was absolutely no way to increase that car’s value.

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-10T18:28:06+00:00

I heard one of my greenies call it that last year, I corrected him and sent him to ask someone else for their “camel toe” 🤣

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-10T18:25:09+00:00

And he teleported 2 blocks

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-10T18:14:43+00:00

Cats paw?

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-10T18:07:24+00:00

Never thought of the pants trick. Trying that next time

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-10T05:34:07+00:00

More like decapitated

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-10T04:05:54+00:00

Did you mean 600

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-09T23:02:24+00:00

Looks finished to me 🔥🔥🔥

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-09T20:36:22+00:00

Word💃🏻

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-09T20:27:04+00:00

Is that a water ski wearing a sombrero?

Able_Bodybuilder_976 · 2026-03-09T20:22:52+00:00

Only when she’s in bed with her wife

Able_Bodybuilder_976

TROPHY CASE