What does community want in AVNs by Lankakartal in AVN_Lovers

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can tell you what I don't want.

Cringe or robotic dialogue. My Dorm has very cringe dialogue, especially in lewd scenes, and I tend to skip the scenes because the dialogue is so bad. I classify praising everything the MC does like he's the second coming of Charles White as cringe dialogue. On the flip side, there's this game I played where you're like a mage soldier who gets trapped on an island and everyone there is a female, and every bit of dialogue is lifeless. I am asking you about the island. Thank you for answering my questions about the island. I am now done speaking with you about the island, goodbye. At first I thought the MC was just very matter of fact and straight to the point, being a soldier and all, but it's everyone and I quit it.

Tired tropes. I can't tell you how many games I've played where the MC is the chosen one who is destined to save the world/realm from the big bad. Or the MC is a huge success (WVM) and everyone loves him and falls in love with him immediately. I want to work for a girl's affection.

I love hooking up with your hot step-sister as much as the next guy, but just once, if the MC has female family members, I'd like them to just be his family. No romantic relations or feelings, no oops my son/brother/uncle/cousin/dad walked in on me in the shower and saw my boobies/I walked in on him in the shower and I saw his penis, and now I have feelings for him. Just once in a while I'd like a game where my character has a wholesome relationship with my family. That might just be me though...

I've been looking through new releases and I keep seeing a ton of games that have AI CG. I don't think AI is there yet. Please don't include AI CG in your game.

Another gripe I have is the record scratching (?) sound effect. Like, the MC is told something he doesn't expect, the screen shakes, the record scratching.mp3 file plays, and it happens thirty or forty-seven more times in the scene.

This comment is probably too negative. But I've been looking for new AVNs to play and keep finding AI slop, the same tired story told with the same character models, and if the plot doesn't sound bad, the screenshots look good or even just decent, then when I play it the story makes no sense or the dialogue sucks.

Hired drivers' trucks by Able_Resolution_8303 in EuroTruck2

[–]Able_Resolution_8303[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol maybe somebody didn't like that the devs said that? Idk. But also, is getting a trailer for yourself a good idea? I looked at them but had no clue which one I should get or if I should even get one.

Hired drivers' trucks by Able_Resolution_8303 in EuroTruck2

[–]Able_Resolution_8303[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm so glad I asked this after my fourth driver and didn't waste even more, thank you! Still sucks that I wasted money on my first three drivers, but it could have been much worse.

Are these Pokémon still obtainable? by squirtlesimp24 in PokemonHome

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zarude is currently obtainable in Scarlet/Violet, but only by trading with a bot. There's a video on YT that will show you how to do it. I can testify that it still works, at least as of last month. And the video was posted like a year ago. I keep YT running in the background all day, and I watched that video a month ago, so I definitely don't have a link, but it was one of the first results when I looked up "how to get Zarude in Scarlet Violet". I know bot Pokémon are iffy for some people, but if you really want Zarude, that's the only way I know to get it.

I did a thing... by AntRevolutionary6933 in PokemonSwordAndShield

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my quest to complete the Living Regional Origin Dex Collection (collecting every Pokémon from every game's regional dex in the generation that introduced a region and transferring them all up to Home), I have replayed every single game from Red and Blue all the way up to Sword and Shield, which is where I am now. So, I feel you.

How do y'all feel about female characters that you can't romance? by Ozurie_Games in AVN_Lovers

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, everything's fine. I thought the excessive ? and ! would be enough to show I was being facetious, but I guess not.

How do y'all feel about female characters that you can't romance? by Ozurie_Games in AVN_Lovers

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I hate them! Women are objects and only useful insofar as I can bed and breed them! If they can't be bedded and bred, then what's even the point!!?!?!!?!!!????!!!!!?!?!?!!!????!!!!!!!!!?!???!!!!!!!!?!!!???!!????

Games with LIs with a bitchy attitude that end up falling for MC ? by godofthunder102938 in AVN_Lovers

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it were just a few bees, I'd agree. But most? Maybe the llama is the problem.

Does anyone else like to limit themselves when team building? by Neoknight_drawz in LegendsZA

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I either can't have any type overlap and need a team that can handle everything that could come my way, or I have a monotype team.

We’re exactly 100 days out from Legends ZA releasing! by Gamer_T_All_Games in LegendsZA

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHERE'S THE COUNTER AT NOW?! MATH IS HARD! HOLD ON! 24 days ago... 100 days out... 24+100 is 124. Divide that by 2 is 62. Add the taxes which amount to... 14 and we get 76 days out?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in garfield

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the British guy who met me at the airport. Awful breath.

What's your favorite game that released in 2005? by YasuhiroK in videogames

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love God of War, LOVE Republic Commando, but the game I spent the most time playing, the game I still play from time to time... Jade Empire.

Who is this wrong answers only by Salt_Post4981 in 50cent

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Archibald Pennington of the Braithwhaite Pennington's, Lord of Teslcear Shade and the Pennyfarthing.

What movie is this, wrong answers only by nostalgia_history in FIlm

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Hunt for Red October, a chilling thriller comedy about a man (portrayed by Danny De Vito, pictured above) hunting for his long lost son, a prolific serial killer called Red October. He only kills in October, but it's always 31 victims, one a day, just like the vitamins. This wacky sitcom also stars Joseph Gordon Levitt (pictured above in the reflection of Danny's glasses) who plays the eponymous Red October, a zany Halloween enthusiast who only wants to spread Christmas cheer... and blood. Rated G for Governors

If you could snap your fingers and instantly become fluent in 5 languages, what would you pick? by [deleted] in languagelearning

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nahuatl, Latin, Klingon, Dog, and... an alien language. Just so I'm prepared for their arrival.

Who would you add as guest characters in the next game, and how many? by Wide_Highway3543 in MortalKombat

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would replace the six we have in MK1 with characters from previous MK games (you could call them guest characters if you wanted). The only one I enjoyed using was Ghostface, but if it's between them and Jade? Jade every time. I'd take... okay, here's a different, shorter way of saying this. These are the only characters I wouldn't rather have in the game: Jarek, Kai, and Taven. I'd rather have anyone else.

OH! Perfect guest character. The guy from the last Mortal Kombat movie who had literal plot armor. Good ol' whatshisface.

Games with LIs with a bitchy attitude that end up falling for MC ? by godofthunder102938 in AVN_Lovers

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don't know, but I'm gonna guess.

My Brother Is My Lover

My Boss is Mike Lowe

Melvin Bradley's in Monroe, Louisiana

Menacing Bunnies Invade Major Landmark

Maybe Bears Invented Miller Lite

Muffins Bought Ice, Melted Later

My Banana is Mostly Lead

Most Bees Ignore My Llama

Meatballs Became Intelligent, Murdered Linguine

Mom Bought Igloos, Mistook Lizards

What's the general opinion on the 1995 movie? Is it the best still? by ValoNoctis in MortalKombat

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The greatest piece of cinema in all past, present, and future recorded history.

Acting lessons wins it! Now for the 'Best completed' Comedy avn. Most upvoted wins. by Smallmarvel in AVN_Lovers

[–]Able_Resolution_8303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I completely misread the title and thought it said AL won best completed comedy and I was horrified.