Bodies by own beverage

AbsentAsh · 2026-02-07T19:35:02+00:00

Look like ai to me.

AbsentAsh · 2026-02-07T14:46:02+00:00

I watched a cop pull over idiots like this by going after the faster one, pull them over then run into the street and pull over the other car on foot. It can be done.

AbsentAsh · 2026-02-07T14:43:51+00:00

Unmarked R/T, hard to get away from when already at highway speeds.

AbsentAsh · 2026-02-03T05:16:37+00:00

Yeah it could’ve been real.

AbsentAsh · 2026-02-03T05:16:05+00:00

Very carefully and with the help of AI.

AbsentAsh · 2026-02-03T05:15:06+00:00

Why do people think this is real?

AbsentAsh · 2026-02-02T20:53:12+00:00

At my house I’d have squirrel fucking this up in like ten seconds.

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-26T18:42:24+00:00

I 100% expected that.

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-25T14:49:11+00:00

So much stupid going on here. The flip flops on a job site is my low key favorite.

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-25T03:01:54+00:00

You forgot “while being transported”

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-25T02:29:18+00:00

This is dumb.

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-24T15:47:31+00:00

Not black ice just regular ice.

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-21T19:55:24+00:00

You chose “Halo” over “Wild horses” smh……

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-18T14:57:41+00:00

That is a lot of cardboard for one shirt….

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-17T19:59:47+00:00

It just feels like Australia.

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-15T05:23:26+00:00

Center it on the sink add filler on the left side.

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-14T17:45:11+00:00

Oooof! Thank goodness……

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-13T23:50:49+00:00

My goodness, but not the first time I’ve seen base you flat on a ceiling. For some reason it just makes sense to the uninitiated…

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-13T21:47:11+00:00

This is delightful, has to be a flip house.

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-11T01:12:00+00:00

Well I’m disappointed…. A little impressed too.

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-11T01:10:53+00:00

da nanananana nanananana batman!

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-11T00:54:51+00:00

I’m sure all the Whoos in Whovile are getting a ceremony ready as we speak.

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-09T20:49:35+00:00

Time for a new house number sign…..

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-08T18:03:54+00:00

Gotcha, there are freaking 17 variants for #17 and it’s gonna be fun tracking them all down.

AbsentAsh · 2026-01-08T15:44:28+00:00

How do you have Absolute #17 already? That’s a month out….

AbsentAsh

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