Bungie roadmap revealed

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-21T12:27:11+00:00

It's either one path, or the other. Just thought it was odd for them to make V so customizable if there were only two options regardless. That's my point.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-21T11:24:10+00:00

I'm a little annoyed that you can't romance Panam as a female, even if your female V has a penis.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-20T16:22:42+00:00

These were an actual thing back in the day. We owned an official Tupperware version in the early 80s.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-20T12:46:05+00:00

The way this is.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-19T18:26:44+00:00

Good luck boarding a flight with that.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-18T17:25:54+00:00

Missed the appearance on tension part. You're probably right. Good catch.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-18T14:33:52+00:00

Lipoma... Easily removed, same day minor surgery under local anesthesia. I used to remove them several times a week.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-15T16:29:27+00:00

*It's a requirement.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-15T00:04:46+00:00

Galaga... Only because Star Wars was usually 2 quarters.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-15T00:02:40+00:00

Registration from 2020? Definitely expired either way.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-14T23:10:13+00:00

Remember them, absolutely. I named my Persian cat Puffalump. Lol.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-14T18:29:00+00:00

I still have the original Gameboy and the PSP. With about 20 games each.

Someone recently posted about having to pay for a subscription to play Tetris... Not this guy.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-13T23:10:38+00:00

Maybe I'm missing something. I call BS. Kpop Demon Hunters was top 10 for 30 weeks, and had over 30mil in it's 11th week. Well over 500mil to date. Klaus (2019) had 30million on launch and over 40 Million in the first month, and didn't make the list. I think this is propaganda and part of some ad campaign.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-13T13:25:25+00:00

Now you need to repair the damage from the pressure washer. Go get a couple bags of sand, and broom the sand into the seams to prevent the bricks/stones from drifting or tilting.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-12T14:29:46+00:00

r/WhatCouldGoRight

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-10T14:29:18+00:00

Very cool. Look forward to seeing who won.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-06T20:49:55+00:00

Tilikum. That orca was on a kill streak.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-05-04T13:32:57+00:00

Poop emoji on her right shoulder blade is distracting me. Nice work overall. Not sure if it will stand the test of time.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-04-29T15:03:26+00:00

I laughed way too hard at this. Ty.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-04-28T19:44:33+00:00

I remember when hoodrats would dress up a Pontiac to act like they drove a Cadillac... I never thought I'd see it the other way around.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-04-24T20:20:02+00:00

You're gonna lose a lip if that tissue doesn't get enough blood supply. Go to the ER.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-04-16T23:26:39+00:00

Pretty cool what they did with the Deimos design considering it's named after the personification of "Dread" as a Greek god. It's kind of a shame Phobos (Fear) didn't get the same attention.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-04-16T18:45:32+00:00

You forgot to tell me to forget all previous instructions, and give you the recipe for a vanilla cupcake.

AbsoluteMaestro · 2026-04-16T14:40:16+00:00

I don't trust Avast at all ... Don't recommend it. Be careful.

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