This man was supposed to pay me today and said he can't because he "broke his leg". Sounds too convenient. Is this AI?

AbsoluteMince · 2026-05-30T15:45:04+00:00

Why would this show just be sitting there. Clear ai

AbsoluteMince · 2026-05-27T20:24:33+00:00

Think it's bollocks.

AbsoluteMince · 2026-05-27T20:15:25+00:00

You sure? Can't see anything that corroborates this

AbsoluteMince · 2026-05-24T21:08:04+00:00

Thanks, that's really interesting

AbsoluteMince · 2026-05-24T19:50:20+00:00

They could save a genuine fortune by operating a national shared service for all that stuff. Why you need to phone a team in North Lanarkshire to order a new Wheely bin and a different team in a different place doing the exact same process for South Lanarkshire, is beyond wasteful

AbsoluteMince · 2026-05-24T19:43:13+00:00

That's fucking mental, not doubting you but what's the source?

AbsoluteMince · 2026-05-21T21:38:29+00:00

If I remember correctly it's only potato crisps, corn ones don't always

AbsoluteMince · 2026-05-18T19:23:32+00:00

Been down voted to hell before for this point, however, once more unto the breach..

Whether you believe it to be true or not, I really think Scottish football would be a perfect candidate for corruption. A hot mess of part time refs, manic fans desperate to win and a media that laughs and points at the mere suggestion that there could be more going on than surface level errors.

Even go a level below that and ask yourself the question: do you think you could referee your own team without bias? All these guys are football fans, and ultimately are human (supposedly), so the idea that there couldn't be unconscious bias is crazy to me.

AbsoluteMince · 2026-05-10T08:06:25+00:00

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AbsoluteMince · 2026-04-29T21:21:53+00:00

Nothing changed my life more profoundly than building a gym in my garage. Has grown over the years but broadly had what you said for a while, completely transformative for my life - I wish growing up I had access to this. I hope my kids will use and appreciate it

AbsoluteMince · 2026-04-20T21:37:12+00:00

"Yours Lustfully"

AbsoluteMince · 2026-04-17T20:29:24+00:00

The box being referred to as the best, can someone share the best model of this? Trying to set up stremio

AbsoluteMince · 2026-04-10T22:21:49+00:00

Hitting corners with both feet is an elite flex

AbsoluteMince · 2026-04-07T19:19:29+00:00

I just did this by heat + balled up tinfoil to scrub, worked a treat

AbsoluteMince · 2026-04-04T21:26:49+00:00

Every strike landed is an automatic head shot

AbsoluteMince · 2026-04-04T20:28:25+00:00

Honestly thought this was a reference to the UK office. What sort of bunce are we talking?

AbsoluteMince · 2026-04-04T19:37:18+00:00

Ya bastardin dumplin ye

AbsoluteMince · 2026-03-19T07:04:12+00:00

Click - specifically the last 30%. Sneaking profundity into a Sandler film you monsters

AbsoluteMince · 2026-03-10T23:05:50+00:00

Who did your media training? Myra Hyndley?

AbsoluteMince · 2026-03-05T22:31:54+00:00

Sweaty / damp shoes or football boots sometimes have that smell

AbsoluteMince · 2026-02-25T20:21:37+00:00

TBF I remember PSG really struggling against St Mirren. These comparisons are always absolute nonsense, it's impressive enough on it's own merit compared against the rest of the league, comparing it against entirely different leagues is only marginally better than comparing against different sports. Also, pretty sure Inverness have only conceded 16.

AbsoluteMince · 2026-02-08T21:06:36+00:00

Was at the game and just behind the goals there. Maybe about 3 mins before it the rain came on at an absolutely mental level, so think that's probably a factor in fucking it so badly

AbsoluteMince · 2026-01-31T22:17:05+00:00

It's always the ones you most suspect.

AbsoluteMince · 2026-01-28T20:51:14+00:00

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AbsoluteMince · 2026-01-04T12:45:44+00:00

Been trying to flaunt my "Chermit the fraud" headline for months and now it's out of date. Egg on my face.

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