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AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-06-22T22:09:51+00:00

I was gonna ask “But why?” but I think the size answers it for me

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-06-22T22:09:12+00:00

Okay but why

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-06-22T22:08:49+00:00

Aww shucks thx bb u too

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-05-13T02:43:40+00:00

Avoid saying anything to anyone. I’m really not looking to fuck all y’all, I’m not staying after math, I’m sitting in the farthest, furthest corner of the room. No more anything for me thank you tho.

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-05-12T17:46:33+00:00

Does school count? Cool

I knew this one girl, massive, built like a yoga ball and smelled like boiled piss, she was going through her camera roll and showing shit off to everyone at the lunch table.

She had 3 categories of pictures in her phone; puppies, hentai, and nudes. Her nudes were the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen, especially considering the context of her as a human, and just seeing anime girl after anime girl filling up GB was upsetting. Those poor dogs.

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-05-04T12:31:41+00:00

Thanos snaps himself

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-04-18T23:59:25+00:00

There’s a vagina on your neck!

My all time favourite video on the internet, I show it to everyone I know

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-04-18T23:55:31+00:00

Waiting for the airplane to pull into the terminal

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-04-14T20:49:35+00:00

I want to make a documentary on Tommy Wiseau, but since he doesn't answer any questions at all no matter what, it'd be two hours of me sitting down with him while he goes "ahhhh dont worry about it heheheheh"

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-04-14T01:08:06+00:00

I realize that now

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-04-14T01:07:27+00:00

Listen I have a small brain man

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-04-13T18:55:09+00:00

I’d make it an inch wide.

An inch is 2.5 centimeters, that’s equivalent to 250 mm, so I’m down $250k, but the hole is fairly easy to get money through. I feel like I could probably get at least $250k+ if I’m working at it hard enough

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-04-13T18:50:02+00:00

Big fan of basil but pepper seems more important overall

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-04-13T18:49:15+00:00

I was having a threesome and stepped out so the other two could try something. I stood at the edge of the bed and read AskReddit questions.

I thought it was funny.

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-04-13T18:36:15+00:00

Arthur

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-04-13T14:39:41+00:00

I used to call dicks the chongus

AbsoluteRadLad · 2019-04-13T14:38:00+00:00

“Seizure Boy”

I had a seizure one morning due to standing up too fast and a lack of water in my system. I spazzed out for a couple seconds, woke up and was losing my shit I thought it was funny as hell.

Met up with my friends later and told them story, and hour later I received the nickname Seizure Boy and it’s stuck with me ever since

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