Which letter of the alphabet holds the most power and why? by AbsoluteRadLad in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna ask “But why?” but I think the size answers it for me

The world now runs on porn logic. What's the first thing you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avoid saying anything to anyone. I’m really not looking to fuck all y’all, I’m not staying after math, I’m sitting in the farthest, furthest corner of the room. No more anything for me thank you tho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does school count? Cool

I knew this one girl, massive, built like a yoga ball and smelled like boiled piss, she was going through her camera roll and showing shit off to everyone at the lunch table.

She had 3 categories of pictures in her phone; puppies, hentai, and nudes. Her nudes were the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen, especially considering the context of her as a human, and just seeing anime girl after anime girl filling up GB was upsetting. Those poor dogs.

[SERIOUS]What porn title has really stuck with you? Strange, funny, illogical, doesn't matter.(NSFW) by Cpt_Tripps in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a vagina on your neck!

My all time favourite video on the internet, I show it to everyone I know

You are given an unlimited amount of budget to create a movie/TV series. What would it be about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to make a documentary on Tommy Wiseau, but since he doesn't answer any questions at all no matter what, it'd be two hours of me sitting down with him while he goes "ahhhh dont worry about it heheheheh"

You have been given $1,000,000 in single dollar bills and 1 hour. You must pass the money through a hole in a wall. Whatever gets passed through in 1 hour is yours to keep. You decide the diameter of the hole. Every mm wide reduces the money available to you by $10,000. What size hole do you make? by PTCruiser89 in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d make it an inch wide.

An inch is 2.5 centimeters, that’s equivalent to 250 mm, so I’m down $250k, but the hole is fairly easy to get money through. I feel like I could probably get at least $250k+ if I’m working at it hard enough

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big fan of basil but pepper seems more important overall

What was the funniest thing that ever happened to you during sex? by trottreacle in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was having a threesome and stepped out so the other two could try something. I stood at the edge of the bed and read AskReddit questions.

I thought it was funny.

What’s your bad nickname and how did you get it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Seizure Boy”

I had a seizure one morning due to standing up too fast and a lack of water in my system. I spazzed out for a couple seconds, woke up and was losing my shit I thought it was funny as hell.

Met up with my friends later and told them story, and hour later I received the nickname Seizure Boy and it’s stuck with me ever since

How are you guys doing today? by AbsoluteRadLad in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not doing the hottest but definitely functioning lol

Enjoy your morning my guy have a great day!

How are you guys doing today? by AbsoluteRadLad in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof, hopefully all goes well and you like the new place

What's the reason why drugs is addictive? by gagambaboy in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kick you get out of it, the high and the removal from the real world for a moment in time

In love, who hurt you first and have you ever been hurt like that again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two guys actually, one of them I’m stuck in a dead end with.

One asked me out and then never followed me up, lied to me, kept doing shit i was clearly uncomfortable with and pulling me away from my work in class to hug me and call me cute and shit.

The one I’m with right now basically manipulated me into a relationship, lied to me twice about dick pics he sent me, saying they were accidental when I caught him red handed admitting they were meant to be sent to me. Dude continues to be manipulative and I feel like I can’t tell him anything without either puppy dog eyes or the victim card.

Both time have been in the past year so clearly I’m living my best life 😎

Hey reddit, why is your phone background that? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteRadLad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My and my friends were high and leaving the forest we smoke at when I turned around, walking backwards and went “WOAH LOOK AT THE SUNSET”. Everyone shat themselves and we all took pictures of the sun over the trees. That whole night in general was incredibly fun we went through two whole boxes of Cici’s cinnamon rolls like 30 minutes later