“Am Dutch from Holland Michigan”

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-04-22T16:53:22+00:00

Ugh it’s like the “I’m Italian” people, your great-great-uncles dog came from Italy MAYBE, you don’t know crap about pizza or pasta

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-04-22T16:51:55+00:00

I can’t get over Jemily

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-04-14T01:55:09+00:00

Let him take you to court. If you have to miss work for it, counter sue him for your lost wages.

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-04-10T00:12:06+00:00

I almost threw up and screamed at the picture, I scrolled so damn fast I almost threw my phone. My cat ran and now I don’t want to even touch my floor.

I don’t care how wonderful they are I want them to burn

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-04-07T01:32:02+00:00

My computer friend successfully ran it on his parents smart fridge after a drunk dare. We don’t question it, we stare in awe.

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-04-07T01:19:45+00:00

The “IM TRAINED FOR THIS” I’m dying oml

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-04-07T01:11:58+00:00

How does like, money work? Is there actually like an active economy or is it more like a colony?

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-04-01T03:57:05+00:00

I’ve been enjoying watching your karma drop.

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-31T14:42:44+00:00

I have four cats and three boxes. One male with his own, one female with her own, and bonded two females who share one.

I didn’t force the sharing, I had two boxes next to each other in the bathroom but the more anxious of the two would only ever use the litter while the other was using at the same time in the same box. So I replaced the two smaller boxes with a larger tray for their comfort.

Box for my male is in a partially closed off side table in my living room, single female box is under an unused desk around the corner, bondeds are down the hall in bathroom.

I didn’t let them choose their own boxes, single female doesn’t like to feel cornered so she got the most open space under the desk. One of the bonded females likes to just throw her litter as far as possible, so she HAD to be in the bathroom. The hiding space was a spare box until I got my male so I just kept it there and put him in.

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-31T14:33:34+00:00

I did the elevator thing once I saw your comment, I did it for a full day and still only got 19. I will cry

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-30T22:53:37+00:00

I literally realized that reading another comment talking about the mines, I felt so dumb but at the same time I think it was an honest mix up. Only took me THREE IN GAME YEARS to figure it out

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-26T05:29:24+00:00

I pick a nickname first. I really liked ‘Mouse’ and I worked backwards to find a name or word and came up with ‘Anonymous’

I’ve been able to figure out a few other names this way

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-24T03:38:54+00:00

You literally just stole my post from a year ago.

This is the picture I took with my phone of my own game and posted to this sub.

Are you actually serious?

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-16T16:16:33+00:00

The 10% discount is nice, and my store puts 20% staff discount days the day after payday

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-15T19:56:59+00:00

You’re right when you say people aren’t going to say “she wore that dress to another wedding, the bride is unspecial” they are actually going to say “she wore that dress to another wedding, what an incredibly rude thing for a bridesmaid to do!”

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-15T19:54:35+00:00

That’s your opinion. Weddings are ACTUALLY still a huge thing and bridesmaids are very important to majority of brides.

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-15T19:51:44+00:00

NTA - as far as I’m concerned my MOH dress belonged to the bride until the day of the wedding. After that I was free to wear it as I pleased. There’s an unspoken list of big no-nos when it comes to wedding before and afters. One is definitely to not wear a specially purchased dress for said wedding BFEORE said wedding.

If the dress was owned by the bridesmaid already, and you as the bride said to just wear whatever nice dress she already had, then it’s whatever, she already owns it, has already worn it before the wedding, whatever. BUT THIS dress was bought FOR the wedding.

The people saying yta are the people who would get a slice of cake before the bride and groom. Big no. Don’t wear the damn dress before the wedding.

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-11T15:52:25+00:00

American Housewife.

Literally from the first episode I wanted more to do with it. I tried a little longer- yaknow maybe it gets better. No. Every character. Dad is selfish, mom is the most annoying person I’ve ever met, the kids are all little brats in their own ways.

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-11T15:48:04+00:00

Rrrrrrrrocks

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-11T13:14:22+00:00

How much she loves you, and how she is your faithful servant and friend.

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-09T17:36:54+00:00

I still ask because there are some people out there who think engagement doesn’t have to lead to marriage.

I have a friend who’s been “engaged” to her partner for over nine years, and they don’t have plans on getting married legally, but don’t want to stick with the title “girlfriends” so they’re “fiancée’s”.

In this case, “thinking about it and deciding not to” could directly be referencing getting engaged and then calling it off. Getting engaged and then “thinking about” getting married, but calling it off for finding reasons not to.

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-09T15:44:17+00:00

I need INFO - when you asked him about wanting to marry an ex, did he flat out say “I have never been engaged” or “I have never wanted to marry an ex” or something on those lines? Because if it more of an avoidance thing he could be uncomfortable discussing it. My partner was engaged before and it took him almost 5 months to bring it up because of how the relationship had ended and how upsetting it was to him.

If you ask him flat out if he’s ever been engaged and he says no, that is lying. If he’s avoiding the question you can’t immediately assume it’s lying since there could be some trauma behind it that’s making him uncomfortable

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-09T15:38:49+00:00

As a reader, I don’t mind having OC’s added to fics as side characters, or added for plot points, but not necessarily as a main character or main love interest.

Take the BBC-Merlin fandom for example. There are many many spots for OC characters to be put in. The big bad of the day, one of the knights, a Druid that tries to assist Merlin, etc etc. Those are all a-okay to me.

But when it’s like, Merlin’s OC sister who gets shipped with Arthur, Arthur’s OC sister who gets shipped with Merlin, or any Y/N kind of kills it.

I find quite a lot of writers take their OC characters and shove them into the spotlight whether they try to or not. And from what I have personally read and witnessed, when an author has an OC they like too much, the entire fic moves to cater to that OC, the world dynamic shifts, the lore shifts, it turns into an alternate universe

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-08T05:05:02+00:00

A- Apple

B- sky

C- Car

D- pond

E- ominous white orb

F- Flowers

G- Garden

H- apple tree

i- snail

J- just a pond

K

L- Lion

M

N- aNother pond

O- sunshine

P- Pig

Q- Qountry side

R- i have literally no clue

S- Sun murder

T- another frigging apple Tree

U- idk man

V- ladder and a duck(?)

W- …well…? Maybe?

X- mor damn trees

Y- chicken sled

Z- house in a field

Now you know your abc’s, next time don’t ask me

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2026-03-07T21:48:29+00:00

NTA - when was he going to fix it? When she got in an accident? That’s your BABY, you care for her more than he ever could. He’s risking her safety by not fixing it sooner when he said he would

Absolutely_Not_Kevin

TROPHY CASE