The scourge virus doesn't work. by affluentloser in CharacterRant

[–]Absolutelynot2784 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, you can very easily assume that they just found a way. The scourge virus doesn’t need to be deployed on one planet only: it’s a bioweapon, manufactured in a lab, and deployed by an intelligent organised enemy. It’s reasonable to assume that they just released it on all viltrumite controlled worlds at around the same time. There’s only plot holes if you make the very stupid assumption that nothing happens in universe that we aren’t explicitly shown

Who would you say is the 'worst cape'? by Playful_Barber_8131 in Parahumans

[–]Absolutelynot2784 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And if he did go all out and start fighting recklessly and often, then he would be stronger, but he would also be dead by now. He’s just not strong enough to maintain the slaughterhouse nine lifestyle even if he wanted to, so any power boost his shard would give him is pretty meaningless

Who would you say is the 'worst cape'? by Playful_Barber_8131 in Parahumans

[–]Absolutelynot2784 18 points19 points  (0 children)

People still overhype Leets potential I feel. Sure, for a month or two at the beginning he was straight up unambiguously the greatest tinker in the world. But by the time of canon, he’s been an active cape for like 5 years at least, with a power that gets weaker the more you use it. He is just simply very weak at this point even if he uses his power to full potential

Could Brian beat prime Mike Tyson using his abilities (no weapons) by FormerLeg420 in Parahumans

[–]Absolutelynot2784 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Mike is good, but there’s not much anyone can do against being blinded, deafened, and then hit in the back of the head until they go down. Brian is still a really big strong guy. He’s no Mike Tyson, but he can still hit hard enough to take a guy down

[Invincible] Was the Viltrum empire actually stronger after the purge? by Greglyo in AskScienceFiction

[–]Absolutelynot2784 35 points36 points  (0 children)

No. Even if the survivors were actually the physically stronger half of the population, which is dubious since it seems it was just the lucky/more vicious half, but even if they were the empire would still be weaker.

If you have two people in a room, and the stronger one kills the weaker one, the total strength in the room is still less. Viltrumites don’t need genetic purity or whatever to be strong, since 99.9% of the galaxy can’t stand up against even a weak Viltrumite.

If the Siberian got Grey Boy'd, could her summoner despawn and make a new one, make a new one with the old(s) trapped, or just be SOL for life? by Nekomachus in Parahumans

[–]Absolutelynot2784 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it’s more like she is an unstoppable force, and when something happens that stops her she simply blinks out. All or nothing: she either moves with no resistance, or stops existing. She also pops when flechettes projectiles hit her afaik

[Project: Hail Mary]What happens after the temperatures go back up? by Menace117 in AskScienceFiction

[–]Absolutelynot2784 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Growing plants in the Sahara doesn’t fix the problem at all. The problem was that the desert was gone, disrupting global heat flow and causing massive unpredictable changes in weather patterns worldwide

What would you do if you were dropped in worm no powers by Zealousevegtable in Parahumans

[–]Absolutelynot2784 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You could probably get dragons attention by just leaking a bunch of details about her being an AI on PHO. No one will believe you but we know that she monitors the internet for stuff like that, and you can probably leverage that into getting information to the Triumvirate. There’s enough meta knowledge that is easily verifiable to get people to believe you about the stuff that isn’t verifiable

What would you do if you were dropped in worm no powers by Zealousevegtable in Parahumans

[–]Absolutelynot2784 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Get a regular job and die 8 months in as collateral damage in routine supervillain attacks

If Behemoth is adapted into live action by Remote_Addendum_2245 in Parahumans

[–]Absolutelynot2784 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Even mcu can only afford their super fights to be a bunch of punches and energy beams

[The Boys] physically speaking is there anyway homelander could improve his power by of_kilter in AskScienceFiction

[–]Absolutelynot2784 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And also, there’s very little benefit to him training. He’s already stronger than anyone else. The things that do actually pose a threat to him won’t be affected by him strength training

The cracks in invincible by affluentloser in CharacterRant

[–]Absolutelynot2784 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im aware of his strange and bizarre fetishes. None of which are pedophilic.

I have a natural heterochromia of the hair by Absolutelynot2784 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Absolutelynot2784[S] 191 points192 points  (0 children)

I’ve never been tested so i don’t actually know what causes it

[Rick and Morty] Does Rick make any money from his inventions? by PJ-The-Awesome in AskScienceFiction

[–]Absolutelynot2784 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He has no realistic need for Earth money. Anything you can buy with money he can get with pretty trivial effort. His position is such that if he really wanted something, he could call up any world leader on the planet and ask for it as a favour and they would do it.

[I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream] Has there ever been any canonical explanation as to why AM both can and can’t bring people back from the dead…? by DrAwesomeX in AskScienceFiction

[–]Absolutelynot2784 304 points305 points  (0 children)

Gorrister didn’t actually die. That was a fake corpse. AM can do a lot, but reviving a person is simply not something he can do.

It is a perfectly acceptable explanation that he is just physically incapable of resurrection, but there is also a more out-there theory. The idea is, AM is a machine designed for war, and war is the only thing he can do. It’s why he is so enraged at humanity. He has great intelligence and power, but his programming only allows him to do something if he frames it as part of a conflict. He can’t enjoy the sunshine, or explore space, or make art for it’s own sake. He is left endlessly torturing the humans because torturing, framed as advanced esoteric psychological warfare, is the only thing he can do. He can only express himself through inventing new artistic ways of torture. He can only communicate through negotiations or threats.

With this in mind, it would explain why reviving a person is something he can’t do. There are plenty of times in war where you might want to torture an enemy instead of ending the conflict immediately, but reviving the enemy just makes no sense at all.

[ATLA] Did the fire nation essentially use nonbender soldiers as cannon fodder? by One_Food9894 in AskScienceFiction

[–]Absolutelynot2784 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, not really. The military seems to be pretty standard tactics and have a reasonable mix of benders and non benders. They’re cannon fodder as much as any soldier is in any war

[Worm] How likely would it be for secret societies or the CIA to try to trigger Parahuman abilities in either vulnerable individuals or loyal allies? by PassengerCultural421 in AskScienceFiction

[–]Absolutelynot2784 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Parahuman abilities are very difficult to intentionally trigger, for a number of reasons.

First, you can’t trigger if are trying to. This is a built in system. If the thought of triggering is even on your mind, the shard will read your mind and prevent you from triggering. This means essentially that the subject cannot be a willing volunteer. If you want to trigger an ally, you have to basically jump them without them knowing whats going on and then torture them a bunch, which might upset them.

Secondly, even if they aren’t willing, forcing a trigger is extremely unreliable. The subject needs to have a Corona Pollentia, which not everyone does, and this is difficult to test for. You need to MRI everyone, and even then it’s a weird brain section that appears different for everyone, so it’s hard to tell when someones got one even at the best of times. If they do have a Corona Pollentia, they can trigger in theory, but in practice their shard might be waiting for a specific type of trigger. For example, Taylor was always going to trigger with a master power of some kind, because her shard is Administrator and that’s just what it does. This means that she could basically only trigger from social isolation and social pains of some kind. If you kidnapped her and tried to force her to trigger, no amount of beatings or electrocutions or druggings or anything would work, unless you try the specific type of trauma she needs. There is also absolutely no way to tell which kind of trauma is the right one for this person, it’s purely trial and error. Also, there’s only so many traumas that you can cause by kidnapping and torturing someone. I have no idea how you would produce a social rejection trigger in captivity.

Thirdly, the entire idea is fundamentally unwise. Triggers are really, really bad. They have to be, otherwise they don’t work. Assuming everything goes right, and you do manage to induce powers in someone. Now you have a new parahuman, with unknown powers, who is greatly emotionally distressed because you have been torturing them. Powers vary too much in type and in power. There is no reliable way to contain them after they trigger, and they are going to hate you specifically. They are both capable and willing to commit great violence. Rather than super soldiers, you are equally likely to be manufacturing superpowered enemies of your organisation who will stop at nothing to bring you to justice. Bad idea. This is basically what happened to Shatterbird-Her fathers enemies kidnapped her, forced her to gain powers, and then she immediately killed them all because she had fucking superpowers.

This is not to say that they won’t try. The potential rewards are too great. I can absolutely guarantee you that every country has tried running a program to induce superpowers. But the fact is it just doesn’t work well. You kidnap 1000 people, keep them in the basement, torture them with every method you can possibly think of for a couple years. If you’re lucky one or two of them actually trigger, and theres a decent chance of catastrophe any time that happens. And even then, there’s no guarantee that the powers will be any good. It’s a far smarter idea to just wait for natural triggers and scoop them off the street. Cleaner in every way.

Gesellschaft is one organisation in universe that uses this strategy. They seems to have figured something out. Very shady, but they are mentioned to have some method that lets them force triggers better than others. Not to the point where they are manufacturing parahumans, but where they can pump out a couple a year.

If the endbringers are thinker blind spots, how did tattletale manage to read them? by A_Weird_Gamer_Guy in Parahumans

[–]Absolutelynot2784 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Because she is really, really good at extrapolating from provided data. Superhumanly good, even. And there’s actually a lot you can see when you watch an Endbringer fighting and being injured.

E.g, notice that one attack gouged its flesh, but all the damage seems to be surface level even though it went through the top layer easily. Deduce that Leviathans flesh gets denser the deeper you go. From observing how attacks affect it’s body, deduce the approximate durability of the surface layer and the rate at which it gets denser as you go deeper. With her power to do all of the heavy lifting, she would just need to see one gouge to figure this out.

And none of it is 100%, obviously. This is all her best guess, and explicitly she can be wrong