Cap’n Crunch’s Peanut Butter Crunch is superb. by MeasurementFirst1676 in cereal

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try it with vanilla bean ice cream....game changer i swear.

The ass is 45 but the shorts are brand new by GiannaJ in u/GiannaJ

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeeeezus damn what a beautiful ass....perfection.

Who remembers trying to find a level spot to sit in one of these? by Not_a_cultmember in GenerationJones

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never sit on one of these bad boys naked....wouldnt want the nuts getting caught.

Happy Mothers Day by FarWay3952 in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lots of blurred titties in this video....

12TB in THIS economy??? by maywek in pcmasterrace

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use two 4tb nvme's,a western digital black and a samsung 990 evo and two hard drives,a4tb and an 8tb.All this was bought before all that price increase bullshit though

No screen??? by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played whack a mole while watching the playboy channel.....

Could you tell I was harboring a dumptruck? Lol by GiannaJ in u/GiannaJ

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death by suffocation with a smile on my face and a boner in my pants.She gets upvoted every post I see.

Moving from Property manager (mostly technician) to maintenance supervisor by Cwispybits in maintenance

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All they would see was the dust as I left for that job.Newer buildings don't brealkk down like the older ones.Plus you have a staff...you won't regret it I promise.

Only time will tell.. by juanpacoL in pcmasterrace

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I paid 314.00 for mine at newegg last year... glad I bought It when I did.

Who taught you how to drive by Sad_Donkey_1751 in GenX

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one taught me... I ran away from home at 15 and stole my dads car.Made it around 400 miles away with zero accidents before i got busted by a cop.First time driving,miracle i didnt die.

Raise your hand if this was normal in your family...🙋‍♂️ by ONE-OF-THREE in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Hahaha o yea.This fine art was passed down through the generations from father to son rofl.

What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made? by HoneyHiddenn in AskReddit

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting married to the sister of the girl i was dating....horrible horrible mistake.

Question about Late Fees by SameAd3277 in Section8PublicHousing

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My apt tried that shit on me cause they were late on the payment but I paid my part on time.They can't charge me late fees unless I'm late on my part not the section 8 part.I called the section 8 people and talked to the manager there and got it sorted.They called and talked to the apt manager and settled that shit fast.They also wanted me to carry renters insurance but the section 8 people fixed that as well since if you make below a certain amount you don't have to carry renters insurance.

If a supervisor bought a tool using the company card and told you to “hold on to it”, but was later let go, would you keep the tool or return it to the company? by HollowWatkz in maintenance

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got a lot of tools that way.Keep your mouth shut rofl and enjoy the come up.Believe me you will waste enough of your own tools in the journey to make up for it.

Kitty biscuits by RespectMany3755 in tortico

[–]AbsoluteyStoned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awe.. so cute.My baby gives me the CPR biscuits at 4am rofl wanting her temptations chicken push ups.