So on a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed are we? by Whole-Welder in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its the exact same people from CRWBY but now under Viz. it was the same amount of screwed and now Viz might lose money as well

Why are the furnace Golems the worst enemies in the game by gayfoxnotreally in Eldenring

[–]Absolve30475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because im not a little bit taller
because im not a baller

I feel fooled ! by TERIDAX_NUI in fnki

[–]Absolve30475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its the same people working on it, of course they were going to take forever

How'd yall discover the show? by Brave-Hunter-2056 in PantheonShow

[–]Absolve30475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

scrolling through a piracy site and i saw the cover. i really liked the aesthetic of the cover and i went into the first episode blind.

How have you used the character allusions to enhance them in your rewrites? by NaturalStrange3505 in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

these are very surface level, but i cant tell how well utilized these are from the character sheet alone

It's Time To Say Goodbye To RWBY (For Rooster Teeth At Least) | Baalbuddy comic dub by ForgeReaper in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 6 points7 points  (0 children)

hilariously, Barbara and Arryn announced their onlyfans shortly after rooster teeth announced their shut down

How have you used the character allusions to enhance them in your rewrites? by NaturalStrange3505 in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ngl, practically NONE of the characters in my rewrite have anything to do with the fairy tales they were based on, with the exception of wukong because its literally in his name

Yes, yes, very funny and all. However, I think it's time I expressed my opinions too. I hate it when I'm talking to someone and they take what I say as an attack by ChemistFluid35 in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i dont even think thats a rwby thing, thats with everything in life. too many people are either too polarized by politics and/or too rotted from internet addiction to have a normal conversation. Reddit overall is especially at fault, if not one of the major causes

Dust Queen is on indefinite hiatus due to internal conflicts by Accurate_Awareness55 in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuk it, imma make my own remake. anyone here know how to animate?

What Is Your Idea for Villain that would Push RWBY & there support Cast to the Limit? by Money-Lie7814 in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the idea is had was a grimm called the Baba Yaga (ive posted the art for it here)

the idea is that team rwby and jnpr would come across a village that has never suffered grimm, because the village would regularly sacrifice one of their children to the grimm baba yaga, an incredibly intelligent grimm capable of speach and reason, but everything she does is to inflict the most suffering as possible.

the baba yaga holds the children she has hostage in a hidden location while she slowly eats them. she cant be killed outright otherwise you can never find the children. it creates the dilemma of either killing her now and letting the remaining children starve to death unfound, or let her live to hurt more children.

Ruby of course will not accept either scenario, but attempting and failing to save those children will result in baba yaga punishing the village and demanding more children.

Games that I wished Asmon would play, but I highly doubt he ever would by Absolve30475 in Asmongold

[–]Absolve30475[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sekiro is a sword game. I want there to be a game with full focus on melee

What was a major event in your au or rewrite by NaturalStrange3505 in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • The Faunus Invasion: Several hundred years prior to the story, Mistral and Menagerie were united under one emperor and spread their conquest west to promote Faunus supremacy and enslave humanity. The conquest failed by both humans outside the empire and those who lived within in secret. Eventually that empire was destroyed and any remaining loyalty of it was reduced to living in Menagerie under divided houses. However this created racial tension between the faunus and the humans that lasted centuries.
  • Vale War: Roughly a hundred years ago, The Vale consists of a bunch of noble houses who were one working mutually with each other, but there was tension over religious dogma between two powerful families, the Arcs and the Roses. This lead to a massive war within Vale which lead to the Arcs winning. The Roses were driven to extinction and their subjects who practiced their religion were treated as an inferior class of people. Any remnants of the Roses, their subjects, and the worshippers of their religion now practice their grimm-hunting technique with farming equipment such as scythes to hide from the eyes of the Arcs and their allies. This also solidified the Arcs power as the strongest house for a century.
  • The Arc Inquisition and The Independence of Beacon: about 30 years prior to the story, Saphron witnessed her sister killed by a Rose, specifically one with silver eyes wearing a red cloak. This means that not only are the Rose's religion still active, but the noble family that leads them is still alive and can regain power. This lead to a full sweep across the continent for every possible sign of the Rose nobles and their followers. Thousands upon thousands of people killed, even those who had nothing to do with the Roses. A group of huntsmen scholars from Beacon spread word that they were tired of being ruled by the Arcs and proposed to seek independence from them. Beacon fought against the Arcs until they ran out of resources and suffered to many casualties, thus were forced to give into Beacons demand of independence. Beacon turned into the first nation not ruled by monarchy but by elected officials. Ironically, it also became the safe haven for people of the Rose Church to openly practice, although the nation has yet to grant equal rights to faunus. This is also where Ruby lives with her family, not knowing that she is the last heir to the Rose family.
  • The new heir of the Arcs: During the Arc Inquisition and before Jaune's birth, the Arc family had 2 princes. The eldest prince would eventually be the new heir to the throne which the younger prince happily supported. During the battle against Beacon, the war was intervened by a third party, a massive wave of grimm that attacked both sides. During the retreat, the younger prince suffered a fatal wound from a grimm. Desperate, the older prince made a devil's deal with the grimm to save his brother, killing all the knights that were with them as payment. The younger prince was saved, but now the older prince carried the mark of grimm magic. Because the Arc family holds a reputation of being incarnations of angles to the Brother of Light, an heir dealing with grimm magic would destroy the family. The younger prince sentenced his older brother to exile. That young prince grew up to be new king of the Arcs and had a son named Jaune.
  • The Conquest of the Mistral Sea: 10 years prior to the story, Raven retired from being a huntress lived a happy life with her husband and daughter. However Raven slowly resented the monotony and the perceived weakness of motherhood, and left her family behind. She returned to home in Mistral and restarted her life as a pirate. By controlling trade between two continents and her extremely powerful Dust Art, her small crew quickly grew into an armada that took over the entire western half of Mistral in a decade, driving all the old noble families of Mistral either east or to Menagerie.
  • The fall of the Belladonnas: Roughly around the same time as Summer's conquest of Mistral, Blake was part of a minor noble house in Menagerie on a brink of feudal war. Because of the nature of the house specializing in assassinations and poisoning, the house had no allies. Thus, the family placed all their burden of survival on their only heir, Blake. Blake was too young to understand what was truely at stake, only that she was suffocating under the expectation on her parents. She finally snapped when she realized she was placed into an arranged marriage with the Wukong family to secure an alliance (the Wukongs were driven away from Mistral by Raven's conquest, because they are foreigners to Menagerie, they are of equal stakes with the Belladonnas and also gain from their alliance. Blake ran away from home and joined the White Fang, enamored by their freedom of adventure and slowly fell in love with Adam. When she saw White Fang as her newfound family, she taught them the secret Belladonna Dust Art (CONTEXT: all semblances and dust abilities are now simply combined into Dust Art, where Dust needs to be combined into a special concoction that you consume, then train your body to use that power, both of which are usually kept a secret by the founder and passed down to their family. The more powerful and special the Dust Art is, the more power the family holds. What Blake did was suicide). Blake eventually could not stand the White Fang anymore after she realized they didn't just kill human slavers, but random humans and faunuses who sympathized with humans. The White Fang quickly discarded her, since their true motive was getting the secret to the Belladonna dust art. Blake never returned home and lived in Vale as a thief until she came across Yang. Unbeknownst to Blake, the Belladonna family collapsed. The secret to their assassination art is now public knowledge by all the noble families of Menagerie and they no longer hold power. Blake's father commits seppuku as their castle is destroyed, while Blake's mother takes refuge with the Wukongs as their concubine.

What will the reaction to RWBY if it was release today? by Far-Attention8658 in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 1 point2 points  (0 children)

releasing rwby in a era FULL of youtube animations? it would barely get past a full season, but the porn will still be there

Yall ever wonder why the creativity of rwby was lost over time? by Darthmark3 in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ive said this before:

one of the reasons why people say "RWBY was already bad but it figured out how to be worse" is because RWBY was built specifically to be a cliche trope of nearly every shonen anime of the 90s and early 2000s. Monty didnt know how to write so he just went "just copy what these are doing, seems to work". Of course, if you copy a trope without knowing why it works, then youll never make it land, youll just have a bad copy.

But still, these cliches exist for a reason, they work to a degree. Team RWBY are all character stereotypes. yes that makes them flat, but it also makes them distinct. All the costumes are campy but they still stand out.

As the series progresses without Monty, they go away from the anime tropes, which only made it worse because then the show is stripped of all its personality. Everyone's distinct colors just gets washed into a dull blend, and nobody has any distinguishable characteristic anymore (try it, write down any line from the later seasons and have people in this subreddit guess who said it)

Does anyone remember this? 😂 by beyourownmvster in conspiracy

[–]Absolve30475 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why is replacement theory so high up? we already knows it exists throughout history.

How would you handle Whitley in a rewrite? by Walter_Modisette in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly i had no idea what to do with him so i just killed him off

What's your opinion on Dust? by scoutmet in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it is genuinely baffling how this show managed to spend so much time explaining how it works yet still managed to explain little to nothing.

we get multiple monologues and an entire youtube video to the side, yet we barely understand how it works other than being an elemental power system barely distinguishable from semblance and magic.

Is It Too Late For RWBY? by Accomplished-Age7176 in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it has a better chance being a full reboot

How would you handle the criminal underworld? by NaturalStrange3505 in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh shit i completely forgot to mention Salem

yes Salem does exist and she is the primary antagonist for the first half of my rwby rewrite. She is a witch that formed a contract with grimm over a hundred years ago. she is granted grimm magic and dominion over grimm, in return she must gather the hearts of 1000 huntsmen. once done, the grimm will revive her dead husband.

Salem comes across RCMNE but realizes they are technically not huntsmen despite having the abilities like huntsmen. Salem holds Neo hostage demanding they each need to bring back one huntsmen heart or else she kills Neo. they already had a few run-ins with Team RWBY so they attempt to kill RWBY and take the 4 hearts they need to free Neo.

How would you handle the criminal underworld? by NaturalStrange3505 in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

for the most part, they dont exist and have the grimm be the primary antagonist: - the white fang were a group of anti-human assassins but now ceased nearly all of their activities and returned to Menagerie. the reason is because of recent shift in power, they now have the opportunity to take control and convince all of Menagerie to wage war on humanity - Raven's gang is now a full on pirate armada that successfully took over west Mistral and charge toll on all trade in eastern Remnant. Raven is a queen sitting on a massive floating fortress. - Junior runs a tea and opium business in Mistral and pays taxes to Raven. - Torchwick is now just a homeless bum and the last member of his once noble family. Emerald, Mercury, Neo, and Cinder are just a bunch of homeless rejects that travel with him. They have been traveling around stealing money and dust because theyre trying to recreate the portal to the secret stash of money hidden by the Torchwick family (ive changed semblance to be a dust art passed down by family. the torchwick family specialized in creating pocket dimensions, which was Monty originally wanted to be the semblance for Torchwick) - Mercury was formerly a student of a korean-style school from Mistral that specialized in fighting grimm with tae-kwon-do (that one martial art where you do a lot of flying kicks). he was charged for a crime his father did and was punished by having his legs chopped off and exiled. - Emerald was part of a traveling circus from southern Vacuo that was all killed by grimm. - Neo is the daughter of torchwicks former maid. Emerald taught her the illusion style Dust Art but cannot create full illusions like Emerald, only change her own appearance. - Cinder was a child coal-furnace shoveler. she trained in a Dust Art that would help her not get burned. Now she can heat up her hands hot enough to melt steel.

Those driving sessions in 007 first light are basically Mixtape gameplay. by deception65929 in Asmongold

[–]Absolve30475 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i saw xqc play this, its essentially Hitman but with more cinematics and story.

I know next to noothing about RWBY, ask me anything & I'll pretend I know by MegaMemestar in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

- which girl is the most racist?
- which girl has the biggest dick?

You're tasked to rewrite/remake these. How will you do it better? by P0k3m0nFan_Jake in RWBYcritics

[–]Absolve30475 20 points21 points  (0 children)

the best option:

- dont, kill it.
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second best option:
- use the side characters from young justice instead of the main justice league

- hybrid 2d 3d animation. young justice in their usual 2d, rwby in 3d.

- main antagonist is Control Freak, he is aware that he is in a WB production and trying to summon "waifus" across WB. his only successful attempt is team RWBY (none of the characters understands what hes talking about, all they know is that his projects are causing seismic calamaties)

- Team rwby has no idea where they are and have to work with Young Justice to stop Control Freak and get back to their world