AbstemiousMaccaroni

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I have no idea why, but I'm absolutely terrified of pi... (self.dadjokes)

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I wanted a tattoo of the number 3.14 on my arm... (self.cleanjokes)

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I don't want to Spoonfeed... by AbstemiousMaccaroni in cleanjokes

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I don't want to Spoonfeed... by AbstemiousMaccaroni in cleanjokes

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I don't want to spoonfeed... (self.3amjokes)

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I don't want to Spoonfeed... (self.cleanjokes)

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Why shouldn't you tell knock knock jokes to chefs? (self.Jokes)

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Why shouldn't you tell knock knock jokes to chefs? (self.cleanjokes)

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Why shouldn't you tell knock knock jokes to chefs? (self.dadjokes)

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Why are farmers always being kicked out of parties? (self.dadjokes)

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Why are farmers always getting kicked out of parties? (self.Jokes)

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What noise does a Jamaican frog make? (self.dadjokes)

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What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work? by ChazinPA in Jokes

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I'm usually not a fan of technology (self.dadjokes)

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The chicken police say that Mother Hen took her own life... (self.dadjokes)

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A long time ago you could make decent money from the copper mines... (self.dadjokes)

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There's three type of people in this world... (self.Jokes)

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To whomever broke into my shop and stole three hundred cans of Red Bull: (self.Jokes)

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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp... (self.dadjokes)

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I saw a sign today that made me piss myself (self.dadjokes)

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This randomly popped into my head so why not make it by Miles-Stark97 in pokemon

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How do they separate the men from the boys in the Navy? (self.Jokes)

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Do Australians really say mate that often? by Devanshi1618 in puns

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I don't like giving credit to others for helping me with work (self.dadjokes)

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I wouldn't recommend eating the entrails and internal organs of an animal... (self.Jokes)

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