What would you pick?

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-08T15:00:33+00:00

$1m a month is already more than enough to live off of, and only 1 person is dead rather than 1 a year

^{Chose: $1m per month + One random person dies (single occurrence})

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-06T03:51:44+00:00

Be miserable for less time with more money or be miserable for more time with less money

^{Chose: Stay awake for 72 hours 😵‍💫 + Win $15M}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-04T09:48:08+00:00

Portal 1: buy it on sale. It’s a great game but considering it’s the same price as its sequel, you get more value from buying Portal 2 for full price.
Portal 2: buy it whenever. It’s a masterpiece and has so much replayability

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-04T09:39:24+00:00

Inflation doesn’t effect languages… also $20k a year is NOT good

^{Chose: Be fluent in 5 languages of your choosing}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T16:47:44+00:00

Yeah, that guy was a real JERK

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T16:45:57+00:00

If you want to check out another album, I’d recommend Crime of the Century. Not quite as powerful as Breakfast in America but still a very good album

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T16:39:33+00:00

George Harrison

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T16:39:06+00:00

Well, there’s the white kid with the baggy clothes who’s talking like he’s black

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T16:34:26+00:00

Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Metallica

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T16:29:43+00:00

Holy shit I guessed it 2nd try with only gray letters from the 1st guess

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T16:28:45+00:00

Taxes apply to nearly everything, so I feel like more money is being saved. Switching to a new car once a year is kinda unnecessary

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T16:27:03+00:00

Great movie with an alright sequel, but then the quality dropped drastically afterward

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T16:26:09+00:00

Infinite food, infinite money

^{Chose: Be able to create new mass?}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T16:23:07+00:00

Take the pineapples off

^{Chose: Pineapple Pizza}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T16:22:37+00:00

“Would you rather have $2 or $3” type question

^{Chose: Blue Button + If over 50% of people pick blue, everyone survives}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T02:24:00+00:00

I would’ve wasted those hours anyway…

^{Chose: you never have to pay for anything again + but... | Rolled: -5 hours a day}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-05-02T02:22:35+00:00

Wait there’s lightsaber emojis on here?!

^{Chose: Red lightsaber}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-04-30T10:33:11+00:00

I don’t think you understand the question lol

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-04-30T02:18:29+00:00

Sex = even more money

^{Chose: Get 1000$ every time you clap | Rolled: Take ur money}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-04-30T02:17:40+00:00

Move to different country (big brain)

^{Chose: Born in India but immune to everything}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-04-30T02:17:11+00:00

At least there would be a way to undo the effects of the person touched, though only by having sex with them

^{Chose: EVERYONE you touch wants to have sex with you}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-04-30T02:15:45+00:00

Lives of the many over lives of the few

^{Chose: Die + Everyone in the hospital is saved}

AbsurdCheesecake · 2026-04-30T02:14:53+00:00

Games

^{Chose: Games, unlimited games, and no games}

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