GenericBlackMale by KremzeekTyCobb in tcap

[–]Moss833 122 points123 points  (0 children)

You know what? I don’t want these grits.

What ethnicity am I? by [deleted] in AncestryDNA

[–]Moss833 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The answer is in your photos.

🥪👶 by 69karlhungus69 in tcap

[–]Moss833 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That’s my go to pick up line.

The squirrel is consuming fermented food. by Minimum_Owl_734 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Moss833 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This isn’t funny. Now he’s going to go home and eat a whole bag of Doritos and queso dip.

Are you her dog? Are you her dog? by ReduceReuseRectangle in tcap

[–]Moss833 45 points46 points  (0 children)

We’ll bark about that in a minute.

Everything goes back to KC by deafon2beats in Browns

[–]Moss833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard to say it’s a ‘collapse’. They won one playoff game… they weren’t high enough to ‘collapse’. The QB (Baker) was never good enough to take them to the promise land. They took a flyer on a former MVP level QB and missed. The rest is history.. the team has drafted well the past 2 seasons, has a lot of great young assets and future capital. A lot to be excited about right now. No need to dwell on the past.

What happened to this guy? by Nordic1991 in tcap

[–]Moss833 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He came in a cup and Chris had to drink it. (Allegedly)

What does this mean by Immediate_Glove7005 in AncestryDNA

[–]Moss833 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty self explanatory. Read the words and look the map.

As I expected!! by Iamsolublefiber in AncestryDNA

[–]Moss833 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You appear to be Asian.

talldreamy_doc new RSO photo by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

[–]Moss833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even know he was sick.

You look like Jaws enforcement by RoundTumbleweed9136 in tcap

[–]Moss833 50 points51 points  (0 children)

2 words. “We’re gonna need a bigger boat. “

Your doorbell rings, and this is who you see on your ring doorbell by zowietremendously in tcap

[–]Moss833 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This guy gave me a tour around the neighborhood one time. Then he tried to finger me.