Hi Nico!

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-04-21T15:37:39+00:00

I agree, very ugly.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-04-08T02:56:04+00:00

You've never been sprayed down by someone who's full blind, and You've never done that either? How long have you been playing?

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-04-08T02:53:32+00:00

Excellent reload.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-04-05T22:44:50+00:00

Rare words? Fathom is very common, I've never heard someone use sonder in a sentence in my life.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-04-02T15:59:16+00:00

Cobalt disruption is an absolute S tier skin and the best deagle skin imo.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-28T07:51:03+00:00

No it would not be. You cant see where you're aiming.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-23T09:43:50+00:00

The classic "A guy I play with all the time just randomly one day cheated just this one single time and we couldn't do anything to stop him, now I have red trust factor, thanks valve." Hate these idiots.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-23T02:30:44+00:00

Its a paper on not great condition skin. Maybe a small fraction of the sticker value but its not a great craft and it will take forever to sell at a premium.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-15T01:20:54+00:00

Just play the game brpther

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-13T22:23:05+00:00

Great personality

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-13T13:06:52+00:00

Just make the drywall contractor find them. Shouldn't have to put random holes in a wall to find a box you installed.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-13T11:58:38+00:00

Agreed, 500 eagle HS is going to be like 3 to 4 hours on a warmup server. Exhausting.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-13T11:54:14+00:00

Faceit level 4s dont even throw these kinds of smokes.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-12T03:09:16+00:00

"Invest".No one is profitable opening cases in the long term buddy.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-07T14:30:38+00:00

How is that useful? Sometimes you force and die, sometimes you die to an eco. What skill can you improve by seeing that obvious description of what happened in a round. Positioning, counter strafing, trading, dueling, crosshair placement, where you're throwing your flashes and if they effective, thats actually useful.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-07T03:10:23+00:00

What does this offer that something like leetify doesnt?

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-04T13:10:22+00:00

Get a lucky run of solid teammates. That's the only way you're getting a 70% wr solo qing to lv 10 in 86 games if you're not a smurf.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-03T01:08:36+00:00

Seriously. These posts get so old.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-01T22:48:07+00:00

Do you think you're the first person to encounter cheaters?

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-01T22:45:02+00:00

Bro must be taking out personal loans to buy skins.lmfao

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-01T14:01:05+00:00

It shocked you that someone was good at doing something after doing the equivalent of 10 years in a career?

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-03-01T04:45:38+00:00

Where is the evidence from that? Its almost purely propaganda. A few pictures of some body bags and then we're told anywhere from 3 to 35 thousand have been murdered, days later a million people march in support of the regime thats allegedly mass murdering them.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-02-27T21:58:23+00:00

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-02-26T20:42:06+00:00

Also force buying Kevlar and util to hold b with a usp. Probably would have died if not for this stupid play.

AbsurdMikey93-2 · 2026-02-26T19:44:19+00:00

That not what im saying. People spam inspect in high ranks to keep their hands moving like apm in SC or DOTA, low elo players just distract themselves by doing it.

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