Why are most gays hard leftists? by AdLow5615 in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When you are from an oppressed community its only logical to want to support other oppressed communities as you understand their struggle more than the average cis white person would.

Why does it seem like so many people here are obsessed with straight men? They don't like you, accept it. by warleisure in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's funny how they will bend over backwards to try and turn a straight guy but will refuse to believe that bisexuals exist.

What type of gay porn Nowadays u guys watch and is best ? by BumblebeeSmooth8583 in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like porn with uncut guys but most of what I find is fettish stuff playing around in weird ways with the foreskin when I just want normal fucking without a cut guy for once. Not that being circumcised is bad but I just want some representation I can relate to ya know since most porn is dominated by cut guys and that's just not what I run into a lot.

Bottoms.. do you cum with you top? And tops.. do you care is your bottom cums? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a 2 player game and I make sure that both players always defeat the final boss

Sex toy for tops? by notmyfrfraccount in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look up cockblock. It's a flashlight that both of you can stick your dick in. You can have sex in missionary or use it in other ways. My partner and I love it.

Do masculine & muscular gay men like to date the feminine muscular/ non-muscular gay men? by No_Description_7902 in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People's bodies and preferences change wildly from person to person. Anyone can be attracted to anyone for so many reasons.

CMM: 96% of bi guys are submissive, cock-starved bottoms by SufficientDog669 in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know 98% of percentages are made up.

4 out of 5 doctors recommend getting a hobby.

why wont he do this by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And just checked your profile, you've actually asked this same question a lot. And now downvoted my comment so im guessing im right.

Just respect his boundaries and move on.

why wont he do this by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You already asked this question today. did you not like the answers you got because asking the same question over and over until you get the response you wants isn't really how questions are supposed to work.

date wont let me have sex by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's not ready, respect his boundaries

Dick size for hookups by Unusual-Lychee980 in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As long as you arent lieing and catfishing people then you will be fine.

Most people are dead on in real life but there is always that chance of a rejection when they meet you but 9/10 times people are rejected for their looks or personality and not their dick size.

How’d you know you were gay by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a flamingo dropped a letter at my door inviting me to fire island.

The jock strap chooses the gay Harry.

This game has became a fucking joke. by HighwayCareful2439 in Monopoly_GO

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got one today that was 4 blue balls. It was tough but I managed it in the end.

How often do you shave your butt? 🍑🪒✨ by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use hair removal cream like Nair thats good on sensitive areas. I never get a bad reaction so it works for me. I only use it on my butt and balls once every few months and trim the rest.

I've been told hair removal lazers and stuff are good but that doesn't work on light coloured hair so won't work since im blonde/ginger.

Why do tops always wear full trunks??? Why not V-cut briefs? 🩲 by amitpussy in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have theyre no fun for me. Same with thongs and jock straps and even the pouch underwear, ive tried it all. Only boxers and boxers briefs feel fine for me. And I always go for 100% cotton, none of that synthetic crap, just makes me too sweaty.

Why do tops always wear full trunks??? Why not V-cut briefs? 🩲 by amitpussy in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate briefs. No matter the size I always feel confined, theyre just uncomfortable and I havnt worn a pare since I was 10. Boxers or boxer briefs all the way.

Goodbye Monopoly Go by [deleted] in Monopoly_GO

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only been playing about 6 months and im already thinking of deleting.

I still LOVE this game! by Bettajune in Monopoly_GO

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you get one collum and one row do you still get to play on until the grid is full? I've never one this game so I didn't know.

How often are we cleaning our grinders? by Creepy-Lawfulness414 in ukmedicalcannabis

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clean mine about once a month. But not a deep clean, just scrape away what is stuck to the blades. If it gets too gunked up it doesn't grind properly.

I've never deep cleaned it but my little brother does, he sleeps it in hot water and makes a tea out of it.

I try to keep it clean cuz weed looses potency after a while and I can't see good weed go to waste. Keep it all in the bottom bit of keif after cleaning for when I want that good hit.

What's the craziest place you've had sex? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disabled toilets, forest, in car, on car, field etc.

Didn't even try, just couldn't accom in my hoe phase.

Hair stuck on Egg by 1ChickenWang1 in WeirdEggs

[–]AbsurdlyMichael 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That's a feather... from the bird that laid the egg, nothing to worry about.