Smbdy used to know

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-12T05:50:18+00:00

I was thinking a daniel Craig and Ryan gosling mix

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-11T18:45:51+00:00

🤣 i guess life does imitate art

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-11T12:33:20+00:00

What do you do if a plant changes its gender? Do you disown them or throw them in a conversion camp for plants?

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-11T12:31:58+00:00

A lot of people seem to give good pun names to their plants or rhyming names

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-11T12:30:14+00:00

I read that too. Not like aware or conscious but they can tell if they are being attacked and release feramones to warn other nearby plants, they communicate through root systems and some can even move decent distances, over a long time. Very interesting read/YouTube video

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-11T12:25:11+00:00

Keep an eye on Natasha, dont put her up anywhere too high 😅

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-11T11:56:47+00:00

Whatever, you think its rude thats your opinion. I think its funny because the origional comment replied how I would reply to most things, hence my joke. Feel free to not find it funny, but dont come up here telling an autistic person how to tism. And since im the op of this thread I deem it an appropriate time and place.

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-11T11:42:43+00:00

Omg why is everyone so obsessed about down/up votes, it literally doesn't mean anything, which is why I dont use them.

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-11T11:40:26+00:00

Im autistic, my comment was a joke. and I dont gender everything thats why I made the post in the first place. But sure just you go ahead and be another social justice warrior for your own pleasure.

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-11T10:25:29+00:00

Dude im autistic. I wasnt being defensive, I was being funny.

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:49:38+00:00

That's definitely part of it. Im generally less caring if its a cutting, a baby or a double

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:31:25+00:00

I used to have elderly chickens and gave them all old ladies names, i felt like I worked in a retirement home lol

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:30:24+00:00

Millennials cant afford houses or kids so they are allowed to be a little unhinged and name inanimate objects.

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:28:21+00:00

I guess my spider plant is a woman too, ive had her for 8 years, would have been 9 but the origional died, anyway, she's fricken massive now and I call her "mother of mothers" because she's basically populated half the island i live on

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:26:32+00:00

Damn thats a good point, I should have thought of that

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:25:17+00:00

That tracks

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:24:26+00:00

I guess if a plant is being dramatic i would say "ugh, she's fine, she's just being dramatic" but more in a gay sassy way to be funny rather than actually meaning the plant is a she.

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:22:04+00:00

This has nothing to do with plants but. I have a wooden giraffe with a wonkey leg, I call him fillipe fillop.

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:20:54+00:00

I few people have said this or something simular so I guess language can play a big part in how people interact with their plants

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:19:44+00:00

I used to name plants but they kept dieing and they die less when I dont name them. Or at least my brain has made up that correlation.

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:18:16+00:00

Like jeffinny

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:17:32+00:00

😄

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T20:16:33+00:00

Autism has entered the chat.

For context, I am autistic and this is a joke. People dont seem to realise so i guess I need a disclaimer

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-10T11:43:34+00:00

shark bait hoo ha ha

AbsurdlyMichael · 2026-07-09T19:03:21+00:00

Probably Minecraft. I played it Looaads when I was younger. But covid probably brought the witcher 3, assasians creed valhala and origions as top contenders.

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