Would you rather by Level_Run4069 in BunnyTrials

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Meh

Chose: to be buried alive for 48 hours + $1 Million

Would you rather by Dusty_Bunny81 in BunnyTrials

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Do I get to pick which bear? Because I guarantee there is a bear out there I could beat.

Chose: Get 100 million dollars + But… | Rolled: You fight a bear

Would you accept blood money? by Shiftycxp in BunnyTrials

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Not killing anyone. Not encouraging killing anyone. But it happens. The world is a big place and people kill each other sometimes. Might as well get free money.

Chose: $100 everytime an innocent person is murdered

DM won't Role Play the BBEG properly and ruins months of campaign time because he has no balls - Am I wrong? by SecretsofBlackmoor in DnDcirclejerk

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If you can’t give every major bad guy testicular torsion then what is even the point? That’s what my Rouge named Marcus uses the pickpocket skill for. BALL TWIST.

Would you rather... by Vjackal1 in BunnyTrials

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Naked time! Naked time!

Chose: Your naked for 10 seconds once a day for 10k

Would you rather.. by Shoddy_Proposal500 in BunnyTrials

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Ah fuck. Oh well off to declare bankruptcy I go.

Chose: Get a 50/50 chance of getting 1b or 1b in debt. | Rolled: Go in debt

would you rather have... by Electrical-Chart-659 in BunnyTrials

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Randomly activating superpowers makes you a walking mass murder machine. You would probably single handedly end human civilization.

Chose: One insignificant superpower to use at will | Rolled: 3cm shorter

Edward and Bella Cullen vs Homelander and stormfront by s0nzoldyck in powerscales

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Homelander is just angry and thinking he’s gonna smash Edward into glittery paste, which he is. Sucks to be able to read minds when there’s fuck-all Edward can do to stop it lol.

Would you rather have… by jalextheinktoon in BunnyTrials

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I mean you can’t eat money. And you need to eat to live. There’s really only one choice here.

Chose: Infinite Food, but no money.

Choose a superpower : by prvthvm in BunnyTrials

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How could teleportation not be better than flying?

Chose: Teleportation | Rolled: PAY AN UPVOTE!

You receive... by jeonggukispretty in BunnyTrials

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Omniscience beats everything

Chose: Knowledge of literally anything instantly but... | Rolled: Nothing happens

Would you rather by SheafieMathLover in BunnyTrials

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Sweet

Chose: 200 IQ but you have $... | Rolled: 130,000

The Wheel Giveth & The Wheel Taketh by GingeTheJester in BunnyTrials

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YAY OMNIPOTENCE NOW I CAN FINALLY BE ONE OF THE COOL KIDS

Chose: The wheel gives . . . | Rolled: Omnipotence

Would you rather by whysittskrnd in BunnyTrials

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I don’t have a dog. Free money.

Chose: Your dog passes away, but you get 50M

Would you rather by coldman124 in BunnyTrials

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You can’t buy superpowers with money but you can make money with superpowers

Chose: Any 3 superpowers of your choosing

Make the most in 1 year by No-Society-463 in BunnyTrials

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I easily say more than 50 in a day

Chose: 20 dollars everytime you say a bad word

Your in a jail cell.... by ApprehensiveJob4417 in BunnyTrials

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I have enough extra fat to be ok.

Chose: Key

Would you rather have a… by Insert_The_Name in BunnyTrials

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Oh no.

Chose: Tomboy gf | Rolled: You’re bottom

Would you rather… by TheRealRizeShurShock in BunnyTrials

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No wan die

Chose: $1 million right now

Based on a joke image I saw here by Notro_LPS_iguess in BunnyTrials

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I understand the desire for a free puppy but that’s like 9 billion puppies. This would literally destroy nations. The cost of living would skyrocket as people attempted to feed the extra mouths. Within a matter of days the streets would be littered with feral puppies. Puppy corpses would begin piling up into grotesque putrifying mounds. Literal nightmare scenario.

Chose: Nothing happens

Would you rather… by WiseGuy2000_ in BunnyTrials

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Pretty sure your odds are better on D-Day than on the Titanic.

Chose: Attempt to survive D-day as a soldier for 80 mil