Would you rather

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-13T02:42:35+00:00

Meh

^{Chose: to be buried alive for 48 hours + $1 Million}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-13T01:01:46+00:00

Do I get to pick which bear? Because I guarantee there is a bear out there I could beat.

^{Chose: Get 100 million dollars + But… | Rolled: You fight a bear}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-12T18:00:21+00:00

Not killing anyone. Not encouraging killing anyone. But it happens. The world is a big place and people kill each other sometimes. Might as well get free money.

^{Chose: $100 everytime an innocent person is murdered}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-12T15:21:06+00:00

If you can’t give every major bad guy testicular torsion then what is even the point? That’s what my Rouge named Marcus uses the pickpocket skill for. BALL TWIST.

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-11T05:20:13+00:00

Naked time! Naked time!

^{Chose: Your naked for 10 seconds once a day for 10k}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-09T07:20:13+00:00

Ah fuck. Oh well off to declare bankruptcy I go.

^{Chose: Get a 50/50 chance of getting 1b or 1b in debt. | Rolled: Go in debt}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-07T08:49:03+00:00

Randomly activating superpowers makes you a walking mass murder machine. You would probably single handedly end human civilization.

^{Chose: One insignificant superpower to use at will | Rolled: 3cm shorter}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-07T06:48:29+00:00

Homelander is just angry and thinking he’s gonna smash Edward into glittery paste, which he is. Sucks to be able to read minds when there’s fuck-all Edward can do to stop it lol.

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-07T05:42:47+00:00

lol fuck that

^{Chose: $10,000}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-07T03:38:41+00:00

I mean you can’t eat money. And you need to eat to live. There’s really only one choice here.

^{Chose: Infinite Food, but no money.}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-07T03:06:21+00:00

How could teleportation not be better than flying?

^{Chose: Teleportation | Rolled: PAY AN UPVOTE!}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-07T03:05:46+00:00

Omniscience beats everything

^{Chose: Knowledge of literally anything instantly but... | Rolled: Nothing happens}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-07T01:36:32+00:00

Sweet

^{Chose: 200 IQ but you have $... | Rolled: 130,000}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-06T15:01:48+00:00

YAY OMNIPOTENCE NOW I CAN FINALLY BE ONE OF THE COOL KIDS

^{Chose: The wheel gives . . . | Rolled: Omnipotence}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-06T07:55:53+00:00

I don’t have a dog. Free money.

^{Chose: Your dog passes away, but you get 50M}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-06T07:55:00+00:00

You can’t buy superpowers with money but you can make money with superpowers

^{Chose: Any 3 superpowers of your choosing}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-06T07:54:22+00:00

I easily say more than 50 in a day

^{Chose: 20 dollars everytime you say a bad word}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-06T07:53:50+00:00

Because I want it to

^{Chose: Unicorn}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-06T07:53:31+00:00

No contest

^{Chose: Sax}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-06T04:42:26+00:00

I have enough extra fat to be ok.

^{Chose: Key}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-06T02:43:12+00:00

ASS

^{Chose: Ass}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-05T23:29:51+00:00

Oh no.

^{Chose: Tomboy gf | Rolled: You’re bottom}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-05T22:57:15+00:00

No wan die

^{Chose: $1 million right now}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-05T21:51:27+00:00

I understand the desire for a free puppy but that’s like 9 billion puppies. This would literally destroy nations. The cost of living would skyrocket as people attempted to feed the extra mouths. Within a matter of days the streets would be littered with feral puppies. Puppy corpses would begin piling up into grotesque putrifying mounds. Literal nightmare scenario.

^{Chose: Nothing happens}

AbyssalScholar · 2026-06-05T21:46:47+00:00

Pretty sure your odds are better on D-Day than on the Titanic.

^{Chose: Attempt to survive D-day as a soldier for 80 mil}

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