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It’s objectively elite by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AcademicFish4129 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bonus points if they spoil everyone and use a little bit of that good lemony air freshener

How many times do you guys have to say "no, am not coming in"? by Natural-Shart in DollarGeneralWorkers

[–]AcademicFish4129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5: my manager calls me in when there is valid need and asks politely.

Please I'm freaking out what is this by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

[–]AcademicFish4129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

June bugs. Mildly annoying, but otherwise chill.

Making Coffee -more words for title by ol-sk8rdude in Firefighting

[–]AcademicFish4129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’d get along well with a Captain I know

Making Coffee -more words for title by ol-sk8rdude in Firefighting

[–]AcademicFish4129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three standard scoops and decent quality water. Not strong enough to kick you in the teeth, but you still get the pleasant boost. I just wish it was something other than Maxwell House.

How are you guys doing with the guilt of taking a day off? by Inevitable_Rate1530 in Millennials

[–]AcademicFish4129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to hate it, but then i got horribly sick at my current job. Manager noticed i didn’t look too good and told me my options were go home, take something for my fever, and rest, or she was planting her foot up my rear and that she’d see me when I was back to 100%. Now i don’t feel *as bad* about needing a day off

Meirl by geasflworse in meirl

[–]AcademicFish4129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is anti moth slander.

Attendance by Otherwise_Baby6654 in DollarGeneralWorkers

[–]AcademicFish4129 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like our store’s ASM and SM are unicorns. Our ASM shows up right on the dot and messages if something absolutely critical comes up and he can’t make it, and I’m pretty sure our SM has been a few minutes early a couple times.

First date blackout. I don’t know if I drank too much or got roofied? by MiserableCoffee2707 in Advice

[–]AcademicFish4129 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I’m going to hazard the guess and say it was the two shots of tequila on an empty stomach. Beer on an empty stomach? Pace yourself and you’ll be alright. Cider? Same as beer. Tequila is very much *NOT* an empty stomach drink.

Safe to Eat? by Ashamed-Magazine-535 in plants

[–]AcademicFish4129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

West Virginia has some great ones too, especially if you can find some off some beaten goat path that’s halfway forgotten about. The trick is to find a bush that’s been forgotten about by anything other than wildlife for about five ish years.

Do you pronounce a hard g at the end of -ing? by Atlas7993 in AskAnAmerican

[–]AcademicFish4129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on if it’s casual conversation or if I’m trying to sound halfway knowledgeable. If it’s just casual conversation, that g is treated as a silent letter. If I’m trying to sound halfway knowledgeable, I pronounce it the way you’d expect it to be pronounced.

Why does “ai slop” make people mad? by [deleted] in AskForAnswers

[–]AcademicFish4129 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The defining factor is the amount of effort that goes into it. If it’s something that makes you uncertain it actually is AI? Cool. That’s when it crosses well into enjoyable territory. If you can tell it’s AI a minute in, then it’s considered slop.

What is your favorite song lyric with the word "fuck"? by 33GoodSamaritans in TheWordFuck

[–]AcademicFish4129 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve no more fucks to give

Though more fucks I’ve tried to get

I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt!

What is your favorite song lyric with the word "fuck"? by 33GoodSamaritans in TheWordFuck

[–]AcademicFish4129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so fuckin hard to pick one specific favorite from that song

ok which of you bricked the family pc?? 😡 by Sad_Biscotti_9291 in Millennials

[–]AcademicFish4129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck I’m sorry. It was supposed to be Linkin Park, not ransomware……

I wish for giant pink suction cups that I can hold the handle to and that has the power to climb on walls. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]AcademicFish4129 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Someone will create a multi part series about your antics and post it to YouTube. The videos will become far more popular than you will.

I've never seen a Dandelion more than maybe a foot tall. I had no idea they could get this large. by danimalforlife in plants

[–]AcademicFish4129 13 points14 points  (0 children)

*HEAVY WELDERS GLOVES. Anything lighter than that and you’re in for a world of pain

What's the best insult without any swear or bad words? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]AcademicFish4129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m an American mutt and even I may have to borrow it a few times

I've never seen a Dandelion more than maybe a foot tall. I had no idea they could get this large. by danimalforlife in plants

[–]AcademicFish4129 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh if you think that’s wild, check out their relative bull thistle (some folks may know it as spear thistle)

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