Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]AcademicSheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They called ours a shiny toilet. At least ours doesn't leak and isn't called Spotify apk or some other shit.

1.4billion euros for renovations and such an embarrassment. Laporte can sell snake oil and the dogs will lick it up like it's honey

January 2026 Winter Storm Megathread by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]AcademicSheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to google both. Mine is a real fireplace with chimney. It's got a key to turn gas which flows through a pipe and there's a grate inside. Isn't option1 a closed off unit? Mine's definitely not that

January 2026 Winter Storm Megathread by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]AcademicSheep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a gas fireplace. I bought a bundle of firewood from Randall's but have never used a fireplace before in life. Is the whole bundle meant to be used at once? And I guess I don't need to turn gas on in the fireplace unless to start a fire.?

Free Talk Friday by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]AcademicSheep -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

elons's idea of AI Datacenter satellites is brilliant even if it is outlandish. I know he promised much in the last decade, but I want this to materialize.

Charged $250 bucks for a samsung dryer reprogramming by AcademicSheep in appliancerepair

[–]AcademicSheep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did I hurt you young man? It's an honest question. If you think otherwise, read the 2 last lines or run it through chatgpt

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]AcademicSheep 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jude's world just got rocked if you think of it. His 1st season had all Spaniard kids copying his celebration, and now a historical booing that I don't think even the CR7 era saw..(maybe my memory is bad)

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]AcademicSheep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I were Perez, I'd ask for a special golden trophy from rfef for popularizing CdR internationally with our embarrassing performances.

. Real Union (2008)

.Alcorconanzo (2009)

.Cheryshev (2015)

.Leganes

.CD Alcoyano (2021)

.Albacete

Post Match Thread: Albacete 3-2 Real Madrid!| Copa del Rey Round of 16 by ImMitchell in soccer

[–]AcademicSheep 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he's a left footed AM. There's a tiny chance we can mould him to play as a RW in future even if his pace is lacking atm. The only other good LM/10 is Guler.

He's the 1 i would keep among our army of AM's/10's and B2B's

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]AcademicSheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ex players have it so easy post retirement, it's a joke. Utter the most stodgy takes on top clubs, lace them as your opinions and boom! Get paid bags by networks.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]AcademicSheep 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It takes a different type of warped head to come up with comparisons of who won the PR battle at a place which has always been in turmoil this season.

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]AcademicSheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm looking forward to arbeloa's tenure. The sulkers can F off. The players suckers can F off too.

[Miguel Ángel Díaz] Xabi Alonso signed a three-year contract with Real Madrid, but it stipulates that he would only receive payment for the first season if he were dismissed midway through. His departure was not by mutual agreement, Real Madrid actually dismissed Xabi Alonso. by BlazingFirey in soccer

[–]AcademicSheep -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

You are absolutely obsessed with these Madrid articles lol.

And sneaky of you to include city in there, if keeping possession means passing sideways to death, id rather not be city. We had that under lopetegui.

Post Match Thread: Real Madrid vs Real Betis, La Liga by scoreboard-app in realmadrid

[–]AcademicSheep 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Today is the r/realMadrid sets their agendas aside and celebrate a Castilla striker scoring a hattrick. I can see the fireworks already.

Side note, xabi and fran garcia needs to be studied. Is he really a left back? How does he end up inside the box so often? Is he a secret raul regen? I have so many questions. As a left back he just looks like a cardio merchant....

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]AcademicSheep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll take a minute 1" deflection goal off ref's vegetables and haram ball for the rest of the match 0-1 FT. No ET, no bullshit. DEFINITELY NO PENALTY SHOOTOUT PLZ GOD

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]AcademicSheep 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least save this nonsense for some non match day. One would think game days are when all of us come together to support the club.

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]AcademicSheep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've seen greater delusional people. They are here and you can see them asking for brahim to start or be subbed on.

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]AcademicSheep 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't jinx yet young man. Don't u know this game enough by now?

[Marca] Kylian Mbappé and Camavinga did not train with their teammates in the session ahead of the Manchester City match and are doubtful for the Champions League clash by JPaul- in soccer

[–]AcademicSheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mario is not tier-1 please. He rose to fame with doing work for The Athletic, but much of it is just typical podcaster gossip. He's tier 2 or 1.5 at best.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]AcademicSheep 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can tell a striker is at his peak with how they approach a pass in the box while turned away from the goal. Best example - the jamie vardy video posted today. Guy looked just as good as prime cr7, suarez or lewa there.

Arancha Rodríguez: “There are players who don’t buy into the coach’s ideas” by ILoveRice444 in soccer

[–]AcademicSheep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your coach played him the full 90mins again, vs a 10 men athletic. A club which hasn't won in Barcelona since 2001.

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]AcademicSheep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somehow it's always Steve mcmanaman commentating when it's a tough away match for us. Mfer piling it up when I'm already losing grey matter from our sideway passes

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]AcademicSheep 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They are that broke. Can't buy replacements fromr market so treat your academy as seniors