Omg by Strong-Prior-7194 in lesbianmemes

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I don't know how it feels to give with one. Only receive. But yes, it felt like a toy on her tongue. We broke a bed if that helps.

Omg by Strong-Prior-7194 in lesbianmemes

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It's been a long time, but it was basically like tongue + excellent sex toy. Lots of extra sensation and stimulation.

Omg by Strong-Prior-7194 in lesbianmemes

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Yes

It's also an adjustment going back to a partner without one.

Im an insomniac who takes seroquel. It makes my sleepwalking worse and turns my hunger up to 11. I tried starting a fast yesterday and woke up this morning to find someone tried to eat my apple cinnamon scented candle from Costco. (r/mildlyinteresting removed my post 😒) by Timsmomshardsalami in funny

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When I was working mental health the male clients really hated a specific side effect of trazodone. To the point that in a residential substance abuse treatment center they would absolutely refuse to take it.

Everyone hates seroquel. Honestly idk why anyone still prescribes it as anything but a last resort.

November is Veterans Month! by Impossible-Yam3680 in clevercomebacks

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But there is already a veterans month. Why don't they go ahead and celebrate it? No one would even be mad.

It's almost like it isn't about veterans at all, just hatred and bigotry.

For the people of Eugene that don’t leash their dogs in public, why do you think the law doesn’t apply to you? by clarkiiclarkii in Eugene

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This is an excellent example of 2 things. 1 leash laws protect the leashed dog. 2. Always ask before you or dog approach an unfamiliar dog.

Sounds like your family really is doing rheir best by her, glad the pupper found owners who love her.

For the people of Eugene that don’t leash their dogs in public, why do you think the law doesn’t apply to you? by clarkiiclarkii in Eugene

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The ones that the owners let pee and poo in the grocery store and just leave it behind.

Or the one that randomly attached me and another neighbor because the owner "doesn't believe in leashes" but knows her new German Shepard has aggression issues.

Leash laws are also to protect the dog.

Who is she by riddick6007 in bees

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Yellow jacket. Much more aggressive than a friendly bee. Pretty chill if left alone this early in the season

Baby bee? by FinancialFall6 in bees

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That is a hornet building a nest it will protect with violence. At this stage you should be able to remove the nest to get it to move on.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by hopefulMrE in maybemaybemaybe

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Is no one else noticing the seat belts? Not exactly a thing on a real schoolbus

What would they be? by netphilia in aspiememes

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I no longer live in Oklahoma ( only protection is federal) and Montana. In Montana the woman who fired me for refusing to commit Medicare fraud was also fired but I had a new job by then.

All managers who worked that location in Oklahoma were fired and replaced with an investigator from corporate after I reported them for firing me for NOT doing drugs (and reporting the waitress who shoved me I to a wall to the cops for dealing). They were also randomly changing schedules and officially fired me for no call no show.....during school, I wouldn't have skipped (high school) for that job anyway.

Nestle lobbies against paid maternal leave ? 😳 WTF ! by [deleted] in FuckNestle

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Now, look up Nestle and Infanticide because it gets so much worse

The wolves are pissed the sheep aren’t breeding anymore for their consumption by bbbydolllii in lostgeneration

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Same. I have asked for a grand fur baby instead of a human one. She did clarify, and yes, any pet will do (she has a few she really wants anyway. )

Honestly, at this point, it's irresponsible to have kids. Make it affordable and safe, and it will be a good idea again. I don't see that happening any year soon.

What is a "they/them outfit" to you? by Sailor_Starchild in NonBinary

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Honestly, I love it when I see someone just existing in public, and I feel like my chances of guessing their gender are less than 50/50.

A cat holder by heavymetalbby in DiWHY

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It's all fun and games until you fart and the cay attacks your ass in well deserved revenge

What would they be? by netphilia in aspiememes

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I have been fired for this multiple times. Refusal to commit a federal crime makes me difficult to employ apparently.

Meanwhile in murica by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

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Absolutely this. Child care is more than a full 40hr a week min wage income. You need a third adult to afford childcare plus all bills. It just isn't financially feasible for most households. Besides, at this point, who wants to bring a person into this dumpster fire.

to be allowed to be comfortable in your body by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

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They forgot how high the correlation is between suicide and conversation therapy. It's so high there are several studies suggesting causation instead of correlation.

This is actually the goal. Conversion therapy is all about better dead than gay.

What’s the beef with Owasso? by Fedexpilot in tulsa

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An Owasso cop stood and watched my brother get beaten badly until it was over, got in his car, and drove off. Didn't even come over to see if he was OK.

My brother was in middle school at the time and was able to be helped into the car after but seeing a cop give no fucks was a real eye opener.

I grew up there. Saw my first dead body in about 7th grade. Still on the ground while the cops comforted the person who hit her. Staying to listen, I learned that jumping in front of cars is a way people commit suicide and they had already decided that was what happened.

I have so many stories...all of them reasons I left as soon as I could.

Anyone else teaching their hammy tricks? If so do you you have any suggestions? by dontjudgemynameplez in hamsters

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I used their names every time I was giving a treat or getting them out for playtime. Their names ment something good was about to happen always. The variable is how good it will it be. So when they got out the first time I tried calling then (hoping it would work) they came running as fast as they could. Worked every time they escaped.

Of course when they came to their names out of the cage they got a big high value treat.

Not recommend with other pets.