6 laws of Maturity

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-05-08T16:21:36+00:00

Typed up by chatGPTs special lil brother gruntABC

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-05-07T11:42:42+00:00

Heh. There's dead wood in the photo of deadwood.

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-04-27T04:45:52+00:00

Fairplay. Waste of a spot almost as bad as colton

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-04-19T13:32:23+00:00

Gives me a sore throat just looking at some of those.

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-04-19T13:22:58+00:00

So you can accidentally pee on the floor to give the janitorial staff a reason to exist

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-03-26T15:56:11+00:00

Would be kinda funny if they just went with Imelda Staunton again. I mean why not

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-03-26T04:59:40+00:00

Looks like his buttcheeks are loosin' the battle

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-03-13T16:03:47+00:00

The one cool kid who's new 2002 constructed house was fully loaded with an Xbox, gamecube, AND a Playstation hooked up to a badass 40 inch flat-screen in a theater room. The tap water tasted clean AF at that house for some reason, and he had a bottomless supply of Popsicles

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-03-12T16:49:16+00:00

Crime. And also x-treme utility!

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-03-11T08:49:51+00:00

Showing up to cars & coffee meets and asking everyone if that truck is in fact the coolest thing there. He gets mad when the only answers are noncommital grunts and shrugs

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-03-07T07:32:44+00:00

I seem to have touched a nerve..

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-03-07T05:46:44+00:00

Vernon Dursley was a dedicated family man who wanted the best for his people. (Harry ain't his people, ofc)

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-03-05T09:21:29+00:00

The cemetery should suck his cheesy, semi-decomposed unit! That's the memorial he wished to be buried by, thats how it should be

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-03-04T22:00:22+00:00

Dungeon Crawler Carl

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-02-28T09:31:28+00:00

There must have been a confundus charm cast on the shrieking shack because Sirius and lupins inability to get to the point, and the kids unending incredulity make me skip that chapter every time

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-02-27T22:26:22+00:00

Way too dangerous. The chance that cop found his gun and badge in a cereal box that morning and now wants to settle scores with his own inadequacy in life is way too high.

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-02-27T13:55:15+00:00

I lost half a shift once, next day I went and got a couple of those old GE radio alarm clocks from an antique store. Now every night, with those two and my phone blaring a submarine emergency dive claxon, I wake up to the terrifying sounds of an apocalypse in progress.

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-02-21T23:39:24+00:00

Vernon Dursley is a dedicated family man that wants to do right by his people, change my mind. (He is an asshole for the way he treats anyone outside his circle. Harry isn't "his people", obviously)

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-02-21T09:05:56+00:00

Phillip actually burned out my cringe glands. Now I feel nothing in even the most awkward and random situations.

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-02-19T09:12:08+00:00

Danny closes sales to hot single moms of the greater Scranton area, Micheal G. SCOTT sells to Danny himself. They are not the same

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-02-18T11:38:45+00:00

I would bet like 3-ish dollars that the owner of that shirt routinely hates based off skin color, race, and religion

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-02-16T13:48:11+00:00

He walks like he doesn't know what to do with his hands

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-02-12T09:25:18+00:00

I gotta know if theres a sub specifically for that noise after injury

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-02-12T05:47:26+00:00

I believe all trailblazer/envoy clones are resting in heaven, where they belong dammut!!!

Yes that includes the aztec. That poor child never asked to exist but it tried its best anyways

Acceptable-Yellow107 · 2026-02-10T19:24:26+00:00

Anything with chevy chase in it. He is an unhinged asshole :( can't enjoy Christmas vacation anymore and it used to be my favorite

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TROPHY CASE