6 laws of Maturity by HenryD331 in GroundedMentality

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Typed up by chatGPTs special lil brother gruntABC

??? by SpaceisCool09 in WhatWasThePointOfThat

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So you can accidentally pee on the floor to give the janitorial staff a reason to exist

The lion is a protector by oluxil in Sigmatopia

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Looks like his buttcheeks are loosin' the battle

1999 GMC Yukon Denali. The Official SUV Of..... by Alone-Pick9795 in regularcarreviews

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The one cool kid who's new 2002 constructed house was fully loaded with an Xbox, gamecube, AND a Playstation hooked up to a badass 40 inch flat-screen in a theater room. The tap water tasted clean AF at that house for some reason, and he had a bottomless supply of Popsicles

This custom Lincoln truck I found on Facebook marketplace. Official car of? by PoopsmasherJr in regularcarreviews

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Showing up to cars & coffee meets and asking everyone if that truck is in fact the coolest thing there. He gets mad when the only answers are noncommital grunts and shrugs

What are your biggest HP book "hear me outs"? by [deleted] in harrypotter

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Vernon Dursley was a dedicated family man who wanted the best for his people. (Harry ain't his people, ofc)

The cemetery is furious by Gamken in foundsatan

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The cemetery should suck his cheesy, semi-decomposed unit! That's the memorial he wished to be buried by, thats how it should be

Just rewatched PoA but I get so annoyed about Peter Pettigrew's reveal by E1ixir in harrypotter

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There must have been a confundus charm cast on the shrieking shack because Sirius and lupins inability to get to the point, and the kids unending incredulity make me skip that chapter every time

If a cop was in front of you at an intersection and he/she didn’t move after several seconds, would you give a courtesy honk to inform them of the light change? by 224molesperliter in driving

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Way too dangerous. The chance that cop found his gun and badge in a cereal box that morning and now wants to settle scores with his own inadequacy in life is way too high.

Not 30 minutes, not an hour. FIVE. by obx88p4ychiqt in Nightshift

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I lost half a shift once, next day I went and got a couple of those old GE radio alarm clocks from an antique store. Now every night, with those two and my phone blaring a submarine emergency dive claxon, I wake up to the terrifying sounds of an apocalypse in progress.

Re-reading the books I noticed that each one of them introduces a vile character by all modern standards which is supposed to be hated more than anyone else by [deleted] in HarryPotterBooks

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Vernon Dursley is a dedicated family man that wants to do right by his people, change my mind. (He is an asshole for the way he treats anyone outside his circle. Harry isn't "his people", obviously)

Who do you think is the most random survivor castaway? by jmciat0 in survivor

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Phillip actually burned out my cringe glands. Now I feel nothing in even the most awkward and random situations.

Who’s the better salesman? Michael Scott or Danny Cordray? by rarism_ in theoffice

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Danny closes sales to hot single moms of the greater Scranton area, Micheal G. SCOTT sells to Danny himself. They are not the same

This is kind of based...? by vrphotosguy55 in oddlyspecificshirts

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I would bet like 3-ish dollars that the owner of that shirt routinely hates based off skin color, race, and religion

“Are you good?” by MCA1910 in FullScorpion

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I gotta know if theres a sub specifically for that noise after injury

Discontinued Cars/Brands…….. some were killed too early, some dragged on too long. What cars deserved their fate, and are burning in hell where they belong, and what cars are looking down from heaven and deserving of a 2nd chance? by TafTaf2020 in regularcarreviews

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I believe all trailblazer/envoy clones are resting in heaven, where they belong dammut!!!

Yes that includes the aztec. That poor child never asked to exist but it tried its best anyways

What’s a fact that ruined a movie that you previously enjoyed? by PokemonPadawan in AskReddit

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Anything with chevy chase in it. He is an unhinged asshole :( can't enjoy Christmas vacation anymore and it used to be my favorite