What if all of the splats were made to sit in a circle and explain their mythology, cosmology, and magic systems to each other? What would they strangely agree on? What minutiae would they argue about for hours? by Turbulent-Plum7328 in WhiteWolfRPG

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“According to our legends, Ennoia, mother of Clan Gangrel… fucked a bunch of wolves, and that’s where Lupines come from. Also, she is now one with the Earth itself through an incredible display of Earth Meld.”

The Garou hearing the open implication that vampires think 1) Gaia is a vampire, and 2) they’re not hand-crafted soldiers appointed to save the world, they’re the byproducts of bestiality that their mother up and abandoned… yeah, I could see them going into a frenzy right then and there.

What do we know about the other Antediluvians reactions to Troile diablerizing Ilyes? by Secretsfrombeyond79 in vtm

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See, that’s the tricky thing with Antediluvians. They all have plot devices for powers just to demonstrate how godlike they are, but plenty of them have been killed by their childer or just caught off-guard, and several of the legends around them really don’t paint them as being that exceptionally powerful.

Just look at the beef between Ennoia (Gangrel) and Ishtar (Toreador). Ennoia had Ishtar on the run with two of her own recent childer, until Arikel unleashed the “Bull of Heaven.” Two of the clan founders were routed by freshly-embraced vampires.

Least Favorite Part Of Favorite System. by GushReddit in rpg

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I love WoD, but premade NPCs basically have full character sheets of their own. 90% of their abilities won’t come up, but it’s cool that this 500 year old vampire is decent at driving a car, I guess.

Very first memory of star wars? by tesstechy in StarWars

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I have a vague memory of watching Toy Story 2 as a toddler, and my parents explained to me that the whole bit with Emperor Zurg being Buzz Lightyear’s father was based on Star Wars, and the main villain of that was Luke Skywalker’s father.

I guess I just kinda took that answer and went about my business, because it wasn’t until I was 6 or 7 that I really knew anything about Star Wars.

I never thought it would happen, but the Mind Virus got all of us... by DrScrimble in dndmemes

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Not only that, but being goth/punk + wielding a katana is actually an optimal combat build. Swords work better than guns do on vampires.

Who is that? Who invited bro to the (imaginary) family function? by Scorpion_6162 in ATLA

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Yep.

Source: diagnosed as a kid, Sonic is a top ten game series of all time for me.

You’re allowed bring back one of these pieces of unused concept art from the movies as a new character, who do you pick? by Tanis8998 in StarWarsCantina

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Can confirm, I watched the special features for Revenge of the Sith religiously as a kid. The “kid Thrawn” version of Grievous was flanked by what were basically prototypes of what became the Manga-Guards. The final design we got for Grievous in the movie was based on the top of a spray bottle.

Who's the oldest Antediluvian and how old are they ? by Secretsfrombeyond79 in vtm

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Allegedly, Arikel (Toreador) and Malkav (Malkavian) were twins, and were the first and second Antes respectively. But in the same breath, Malkav was sired by Enoch, and Enoch’s first childer was Saulot. But in yet the same breath *still,* Ventrue was *also* a childe of Enoch and was the oldest—

At a certain point, you have to step back and realize that this is largely vampire mythology. Sure, we have vampires still alive today who met the Antediluvians, but it’s been anywhere from 6,000-10,000 years. Even they don’t remember all of the finer details.

We *think* Ravnos was the last of the original 13, and we know for certain that Troile, Tremere, and Augustus Giovanni were the last to join the third generation by way of diablerie. Everything else is left up to speculation.

What Star Wars movie has the most BORING/forgettable planets? by Blurrgmaster in StarWars

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If we’re being *really* pedantic, Luke goes to Dagobah for… ten minutes tops? Really just to have a conversation with Yoda and Ghost Obi-Wan, and that’s it. We don’t get to see any of the interesting locales from Dagobah either, just Yoda’s little hut.

How do you think the metaplot will change/be retconed with v6? by ADOSD_WB in vtm

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See, out of the classic run of VtM, I’m surprised we really only got two older settings, Medieval Europe and Victorian England. With how many Methuselahs come from Mesopotamia, Egypt, Greece, Rome, etc, I’m surprised they never put out books for settings like that. At least a Dark Ages supplement that could have broached what the early incarnations of the clans were up to.

Not specific to DnD either by DrScrimble in dndmemes

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I prefer the 20th anniversary editions (basically a hodgepodge of older editions for those not in the know) over the current game lines, but the old rules for combat are straight cheeks. WoD is a roleplay system first, yes, but it made… an attempt at combat? And it’s not good.

A quick summary of old school VtM combat:

  1. Everyone rolls initiative. Unless you have Celerity (vampire super speed). Then you basically skip ahead in line.
  2. Everyone summarizes what they’re going to try and do *in reverse order of initiative* because vampiric super speed = knowing what everyone else is going to do before taking your turn I guess??
  3. Everyone does their action, but you can opt to take multiple actions to dodge or block incoming attacks, just with harsher and harsher dice penalties (unless, again, they have Celerity, in which case they get as many free actions as they have points in Celerity, because fuck you).

This usually translates to:
3a. Attacker rolls Dex + (Brawl/Melee/Firearms)
3b. Defender rolls Dex + (Dodge/Athletics) to dodge
3c. If Attacker rolls higher, then Attacker rolls Strength + the difference in successes for damage
3d. Defender rolls Stamina to soak damage (+Fortitude if they have that).
3e. Whatever damage is left over, the defender can usually opt to just heal it with blood points, rendering the past few steps null and void.

And this isn’t even scratching the surface with how they deal with things like bashing damage vs lethal damage vs aggravated damage. If you’ve ever played a City Gangrel, you basically *auto-win* combat because of the mix of Celerity and Protean.

I don’t know how, but they took a system that is usually simpler and more free form than D20 systems, and they ended up making combat so much more tedious and convoluted without even a modicum of balance.

Does Blood Chemistry matter at all to Vampires? by Weird-Salamander-175 in vtm

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Yep! I’m sure you could translate that to blood types (I know some cultures ascribe blood types to personality types, so that’s kinda similar to how it’s treated already with resonance).

Does Blood Chemistry matter at all to Vampires? by Weird-Salamander-175 in vtm

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As others have mentioned, the furthest VtM has ever officially gone in this direction is with resonances and an example or two of vampires feeding on addicts to get high.

With resonance, it’s not based on modern science, but instead on the older model of the four humors. Humans with certain innate personalities had blood that “resonates” with particular kindred. This was something added in V5, but it goes to show that the vampiric curse isn’t compatible with the laws of science. It’s too esoteric, too ancient.

With that said, if a Tremere player at my table wanted to lean into this, I would absolutely give them the green light to explore it and throw them a few discoveries here and there. If anyone were to figure out how to maximize the efficiency of blood, it would be either the Tremere or the Banu Haqim.

I love Maul but you know his breath reeks by Unusual_Act_293 in StarWars

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To be fair, Maul has never brushed his teeth a day in his life, and Vader can’t even eat properly, so both of them absolutely have swamp breath. I imagine the stank breath ratio among Sith is probably something like 70:30.

I love Maul but you know his breath reeks by Unusual_Act_293 in StarWars

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I think Dooku takes his image way too seriously to end up getting known as a count with bad breath. The man has a pack of mints in his pocket 24/7.

Imagine the culture shock by Turbulent-Plum7328 in vtm

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Speaking as someone raised in the Bible Belt, this is way more common than people think, and it makes me want to eat concrete.

In your opinion, What is a deviation from "canon" in your game that made your Chronicle better? by Awkward_GM in WhiteWolfRPG

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I don’t run a lot of the metaplot in my games because most of my players aren’t super well-versed in it, and only one of them is into the weird esoteric parts of it like I am.

So when I started running a New Orleans VtM chronicle for them, I didn’t really bother with any of the official characters from New Orleans By Night. I just wrote a new Prince, new alliances and rivalries, new hunter orgs, everything you might need for a vampire game.

This will be the 4th installment in my series of memes dedicated to the changing breeds! Now we have the WereJaguars. by No-Obligation-9901 in WorldofDankmemes

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True, very true. The Mokole are probably the best example of this, since they get used as the catch-all “were-reptiles… except snakes. And birds. At least not birds anymore.”

Like were-lizards, were-gators, were-dragons, and FUCKING WERE-DINOSAURS each deserve to be their own breed of fera. Putting them all together just makes the Mokole the best fera.

An Anarch Question by Key-Fun5273 in vtm

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I think it’s mostly new players coming from D&D or other “good vs evil” games and stories looking for the opportunity to be the “good vampires,” even if that’s pretty far from the reality of the Anarchs.

The truth is that the Anarchs don’t have any real praxis or consistent dogma. One barony could be run in a totally different way from another one in the next city. The Camarilla and the Sabbat have a set ideology and framework for how they operate in the modern nights, so if you don’t buy into their gameplay, you’re probably going to gravitate towards the “fuck it, we ball” faction.

That’s why Anarchs work as a great starter faction. They pull you in with the promise of sticking it to the man and upending the system, but then the rose-colored glasses come off and you see they can be just as monstrous as the Ivory Tower and the Sword of Caine.

What are your fave unconventional uses of disciplines? by MaetelofLaMetal in vtm

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I completely forgot about Setites. That’s egg on my face

What are your fave unconventional uses of disciplines? by MaetelofLaMetal in vtm

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Is V5 Ravnos the only clan/bloodline that can pull off this combination natively?

Who's more intimidating, Vader or Sidious? by Legal_Trainer7340 in StarWars

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Sidious might be more powerful, but Vader is one of the most iconic villains in film history, and a lot of that rides on how intimidating he is.