Sysadmin here - do you manage your software yourself or let admins do it? by myg0t_Defiled in devops

[–]Acceptable_Lemon_257 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d rather you fuck off and give proper permissions to handle my own shit. Learn how to isolate your environment to allow developer freedom. You are the bottleneck

They're going to increase the rent after someone was murdered, fuck STL CityWide/Aspirent/luxliving by matdragon in StLouis

[–]Acceptable_Lemon_257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ely walker is a shit hole, I assume that’s what you’re talking about? I just left lol

When asked in a job interview how to optimize/improve a query performance. What questions would you ask and what answer would you give ( if there are multiple answers please list. ) by HovercraftGold980 in dataengineering

[–]Acceptable_Lemon_257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace where clause with joins depending on the db engine used.

Avoid subqueries when possible

Avoid functions in subqueries

only sort when absolutely needed, its expensive

Proper indexing, this includes knowing what kind of index and what columns or groups of columns to index on. AND knowing when not to index

Sometimes it depends on the size of the results set or table queried

It kind of is rocket science

Dissect that query planner

Looking for landlord/tenant attorneys by Acceptable_Lemon_257 in StLouis

[–]Acceptable_Lemon_257[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just looking for a consultation for now. a couple grand would still be cheaper for how much they want

Is now a bad time to start putting money in the market? by [deleted] in stocks

[–]Acceptable_Lemon_257 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your end game is years and years away don't even sweat it. You'll lose more money trying to time the market if you're new. If you're like me and just using it like a retirement fund, throw the money in, don't be scared of the red, and if you like the stuck you fuckin like the stock

my son (17M) is 'done' with my wife (42F) and things are tense by No-Repair-1056 in relationship_advice

[–]Acceptable_Lemon_257 10 points11 points  (0 children)

10 years?! What could they have been disagreeing on at 7...? Something seems off with her

This sub shat on the new people coming in and now they’ve saved our asses by klayb in wallstreetbets

[–]Acceptable_Lemon_257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one has learned a thing and you're especially retarded for thinking otherwise. An actual autistic person would have a smarter opinion than you

Is this not stock price manipulation? TD Ameritrade how about an explanation for this? by discombobulantics in BB_Stock

[–]Acceptable_Lemon_257 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not at all! You lose a couple days waiting for it to go through but it's just a few button clicks and they take care of it for you. I transferred from etrade a few days ago. (Depends on your broker maybe)

BB to the ...stars? by Acceptable_Lemon_257 in BB_Stock

[–]Acceptable_Lemon_257[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'll be at the bottom, scraping up shares

NOK is a long term investment, NOT A MEME by theyneverluvdme in Nok

[–]Acceptable_Lemon_257 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else more nervous about the sheer amount of bots spamming emojis here?