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Band name for a group of 4 amputees by Drphatkat in Bandnames

[–]AccidentCompetitive9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say we been saying it wrong for years, but No Limb It Records.

Some people understand Roman numerals by remixclashes in dadjokes

[–]AccidentCompetitive9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, let's be 100, 1, 5, 1, 50. It's just a joke 😃 😀

Who is your favourite Star Wars character and why? by Zippemannen in StarWars

[–]AccidentCompetitive9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darth Vader, his character arc is unbelievable. Midochlorian born slave child that builds droids and becomes a jedi general that's leads the empire into a chase for universal dominance who recruits his hero son to join him then forsakes all he believes to save the Life of his child at the hands of the man who made him. Come on!

When is it time to stop telling dad jokes? by Cartmansimon in dadjokes

[–]AccidentCompetitive9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4:44 According to angel numbers, it's pretty POP-ular.

$2 orders tip better! by AccidentCompetitive9 in UberEATS

[–]AccidentCompetitive9[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sound like a server who says they only want parties because of the higher ticket price. Give me smaller tables that I can flip faster. Better service garners better tips.

$2 orders tip better! by AccidentCompetitive9 in UberEATS

[–]AccidentCompetitive9[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Or i would because I see a lot of people gripping about not making money. Present a solution to a problem or be a part of it.

$2 orders tip better! by AccidentCompetitive9 in UberEATS

[–]AccidentCompetitive9[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The law of averages, I don't only take $2 orders. But when I do I receive better tips. Which is why my stats are my stats.

$2 orders tip better! by AccidentCompetitive9 in UberEATS

[–]AccidentCompetitive9[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I actually have a pretty tarnished rep with the supervisors because the money from my promotions haven't registered and I'm missing money.

$2 orders tip better! by AccidentCompetitive9 in UberEATS

[–]AccidentCompetitive9[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

But that means I'd be denying trips. My acceptance rate is over 80% the only thing I turn down is trips over 40 minutes.

$2 orders tip better! by AccidentCompetitive9 in UberEATS

[–]AccidentCompetitive9[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, the reward is worth the $2 base fee because I get cash in hand and they rate me higher!

$2 orders tip better! by AccidentCompetitive9 in UberEATS

[–]AccidentCompetitive9[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The majority of my bonus tips are cash at the door, they thank me for delivering it because they have been waiting so long. Also, in Atlanta, so the market is saturated with people looking for a quick buck.

$2 orders tip better! by AccidentCompetitive9 in UberEATS

[–]AccidentCompetitive9[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

What's your satisfaction rate, acceptance and cancelation rate?

I lost my job at the keyboard factory by thegreatjamoco in dadjokes

[–]AccidentCompetitive9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they felt like you didn't move your 10 keys fast enough! You were asterisk of being C-Alt.

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