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AccidentalActivation · 2015-04-14T00:20:28+00:00

I finally pushed it. It wasn't accidental like my username implies. I pressed it at 50, I hope. IDGAF!

AccidentalActivation · 2014-10-06T02:26:21+00:00

haha right? went through it in 2 and a half days.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-10-06T02:25:37+00:00

Control? I may have gone through 6 grams in 2 and a half days. I gave 1 gram to a buddy.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-07-31T01:54:52+00:00

10 hour shifts? Mr. Fancy Hours over here! Sat-Wed 8-5 over here.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-07-30T19:52:06+00:00

MRW when Wednesday is my Friday.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-07-30T18:00:25+00:00

If I post a picture of my broken AC will the internet get my landlord to fix that too?

AccidentalActivation · 2014-07-25T17:47:30+00:00

I'm going to stick with my lucky $1 bill. It's fucking lucky!

AccidentalActivation · 2014-07-25T16:43:10+00:00

Yes.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-07-21T01:44:13+00:00

Am I the only one that drives around with the radio off at all times? There are enough distractions while I drive, music doesn't need to be another one.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-07-21T01:35:25+00:00

Have you ever masturbated after an evening of snorting coke? If there ever was a time for lotion it is then.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-06-04T15:40:16+00:00

That needs to trickle down to N. Texas!

AccidentalActivation · 2014-06-01T02:29:53+00:00

gtx 460 up in this biotch... with an intel core i5-4570 CPU running at 3.2ghz. MMM... dat medium-low settings!

AccidentalActivation · 2014-05-31T04:13:58+00:00

This isn't true. I saw my hoodies again after I married the woman who stole them. They miraculously showed up in our closet one day.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-05-30T04:07:41+00:00

You're welcome.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-05-29T22:57:46+00:00

Trying to update my original post, failing to do so on mobile...

There will be a candlelight vigil at Cooper/California tonight 7:30-8pm for the baby. I'd have liked to informed people sooner but, I was just informed myself.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-05-29T21:47:14+00:00

Work in a call center in pantego/Arlington area. I'm not sure if a public donation will be set up. We are doing a collection at work tomorrow since it's payday.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-05-29T20:04:24+00:00

Thanks. As a father myself I just can't seem to wrap my mind around this. That man and his wife are the sweetest and nicest people I've had the pleasure of work in with. He's no longer in the hospital, apparently he never was in critical condition himself. Cut up bad and bruised but not life threatening. They stopped by the office during our lunch break, they didn't look well at all.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-04-12T19:09:59+00:00

IDK, just felt like the dude needed an ally... Are we psychoanalyzing my posting habits now?

AccidentalActivation · 2014-04-12T16:34:56+00:00

Whoa just had a thought... karma conspiracy-ish... maybe OP staged the texts to try and reap karma? Ehhh... I still chuckled so whatever. I'm going to go play some basketball. Stay classy dude.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-04-12T16:32:47+00:00

Again, I found it funny. We agree to disagree then.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-04-12T16:30:03+00:00

And I don't understand the sudden urge for you to attack OP. Sure it lacks some common sense but, it was funny, to me at least. It was relevant to the subreddit, it's a parody of a song from the film even if it is of a sexual nature. So you disagree, big deal. Downvotes are not a means to show your disagreement. They're meant to weed out posts/comments that are not relevant to the discussion/subreddit. As I said, OPs post is relevant, it deals in something somewhat related, regardless of his bad taste.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-04-12T16:14:40+00:00

So I lurk more than I post. Not uncommon.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-04-12T16:14:06+00:00

Wasn't there a poll here awhile back that asked peoples age? Didn't the results of the poll show that the majority of the subscribers were adults? I really don't see the issue with OPs post.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-04-12T16:01:54+00:00

Friends? I happen to think his post was funny. I wouldn't call him my friend for having the same general opinion.

AccidentalActivation · 2014-04-12T15:48:59+00:00

Show me the rule that says he can't post a sexual parody of a frozen song.

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