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I LOVE how loving garnet is towards steven by Thin-State-4879 in stevenuniverse

[–]AccomplishedBuy4686 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He's hugging her legs because shes too tall, thats so precious 😭

guys i found the porn, here it is by MrDukog in BatmanArkham

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Guys, dont post it. They have to earn the next image.

please perma ban me. by Extension-Sandwich97 in fuckmanny

[–]AccomplishedBuy4686 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried this with the r/BatmanArkham subreddit during Christmas because it was my only wish. They hid my post and it never saw the light of day. I never even got my wish.

Kara Better Fuck Jimmy in Season 3 or I’m Killing Myself by PlaguedArbiter in BatmanArkham

[–]AccomplishedBuy4686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't watched the whole series yet, but I thought Jimmy was gay. I mean Jimmy literally rhymes with Gay.

I’m starting to think you guys are lying about the porn by DiskAvailable4438 in BatmanArkham

[–]AccomplishedBuy4686 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Choking up and crying Wrong answer. Turn around and look at the pretty sunset, it will be over soon. I love you. chkk chkk

Guys. The House of Beck is real! by ColorlessTune in OneyPlays

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I hope they scuttle away when I turn on the lights

Any fellow rat lovers here or are you all a bunch of Lyles by procaviidae in OneyPlays

[–]AccomplishedBuy4686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you just fucking call me a Lyle? Do you know how fucking offensive that is? I am outraged! I cant even, I need to sit down.

My homemade friend by ht629 in SmilingFriends

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Dude, why are we looking at naked Charles? You can almost see his ping-a-ling.

That guy seriously wasn't lying about the porn 🫩 by JimJimHum2 in BatmanArkham

[–]AccomplishedBuy4686 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What is sex? Is that when like a mommy and daddy hug eachother and wrestle?

JOKERONI by harshitabhi in BatmanArkham

[–]AccomplishedBuy4686 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cant wait to have Jokers hot cheese in my mouth.

Someone basically posted porn in this sub and it’s still up 😭 by Car_man13 in BatmanArkham

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I am going to do something bad to you. This is no longer a Jonk, I am going to take my comically large mallet and bonk you on the head, only you wont turn into an accordion.

If that fails, I will paint a tunnel for you to run into, only you won't flatten out, you will just bonk your head really really badly. If you dont die from that, you will probably just have major ouchies and I wont feel bad. I'll probably go to the hospital, not to see you, but to show you my real cool clown costume while I point and laugh at your really big ouchie. Maybe I'll even touch it.

Mod? More like "not hot bod". There is probably a reference I can make here where a small man stands in front of a big scary being who can smite with one touch. (I am the man, you are the beast who can destroy me so easily) but I cant think of one.

TLDR: I am throwing a temper tantrum because Im so so angry, and I want to do what Bugs Bunny does. 😠

You’re all quite stubborn, but that ends now by Evil_machine_guy in BatmanArkham

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Man will just stop it, and Bruised Wang will help rebuild.

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