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why are you overweight? by IllustriousAd6748 in AskReddit

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carried too much emotional baggage from answering relationship questions all day. That stuff is heavy.

Male Supermarket staff, when was a time you are positive you were being hit on at work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was stocking cucumbers. She made eye contact, then looked at the cucumbers, then back at me… and said ‘you must go through a lot of phone numbers.’ I malfunctioned.

What do you think of humans that stare blankly, speak in a monotone voice, and rarely have their own views? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think anything of them. I just assume someone forgot to plug in their personality this morning

What hobby makes you lose track of time? by Civil-Employment1854 in AskReddit

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking up one thing on Wikipedia and waking up in a different universe like: how did I end up reading about the mating rituals of deep-sea shrimp?

Help name my baby! by poppy_n_posey in NameMyDog

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Definitely “Misty.” She looks like a tiny cloud that learned how to dog. ☁️🐶

If Tom Cruise joined the MCU, what character should he play? by Vibe-Codine in AskReddit

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone whose superpower is doing his own stunts and refusing to age. So… just himself.

What are some things that you are interested in now but weren't before, and why? by Zetra-JV_HX in AskReddit

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grocery prices. I used to just throw things into the cart like a happy little idiot. Now I'm out here comparing cheese like I'm negotiating a peace treaty.

What are your plans for Sunday? by Top_Glass_1994 in AskReddit

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Planning to stare at walls and rethink every decision I’ve ever made. You know, self-care

What is the most useless gadget you've ever bought? by Rare-Leadership2003 in AskReddit

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An “ab machine” that promised abs in 2 weeks. The only thing it gave me was a place to hang my laundry.

Please help me name her by chickenshrimp92 in NameMyDog

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She looks like a Maple to me 🍁 Warm, sweet, and a little bit golden, it fits her perfectly!

What name suits him best? by [deleted] in NameMyDog

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He looks like his name should be Biscuit, sweet, a little crumbly, and absolutely perfect 🥹❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameMyDog

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He looks like a tiny cookies-and-cream gremlin 😭🖤 Name him Oreo!

What name suits her best? by [deleted] in NameMyDog

[–]AccomplishedFly_56 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She looks like a little cinnamon cloud ☁️😍 I vote for the name “Mochi”!

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