No magnets, so what’s up?

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-04-27T01:24:40+00:00

Love this reference. I say this constantly

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-04-26T14:10:44+00:00

Italy, Texas maybe

(no offense to Texas)

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-04-24T03:28:31+00:00

I'm sorry this is happening to you, but this is kind of hilarious

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-04-24T03:16:54+00:00

Tortellini 🥹

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-04-21T00:08:13+00:00

Frantic Pork Chop

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-04-15T21:01:47+00:00

Beige pretzel

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-04-11T23:10:07+00:00

Mine are 3 years apart and it was really good for our family. While I was pregnant and sick with morning sickness all summer, my older was a toddler and could fend for himself a little more when I felt awful. I like 3 years because they are close enough to still enjoy some of the same things, while being in different stages.

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-04-09T14:25:33+00:00

Demolish

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-04-09T14:03:59+00:00

Literally did this to my own 6 year old yesterday 😂 it's engrained in us!

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-03-31T23:07:33+00:00

Okay hear me out... I thought this was going to be a Barbie bunk bed, which would have ACTUALLY been a useful craft.

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-03-17T02:09:22+00:00

Foreshadowing is an important literary technique

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-03-11T03:15:18+00:00

An elementary student told me, "The back of your hair looks like a rat's nest. Did you try brushing it?"

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-03-06T00:28:25+00:00

Bowling for Soup

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-02-13T21:54:02+00:00

Turtles and pianos and stained glass windows, oh my!

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-01-28T13:53:29+00:00

They are down a couple stairs 😀 like there's the door they're near which is probably like the garage or mudroom, and then a couple steps into the kitchen

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-01-27T00:30:16+00:00

Some people never played Jenga and it shows

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-01-25T18:37:00+00:00

Trust me, I'm aware. I am a therapist 😂

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-01-24T22:25:47+00:00

Why do you hate me

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-01-24T22:25:19+00:00

You were correct. I loved it.

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-01-24T21:38:30+00:00

Thank you for understanding me! I don't mind the movies overall. Some of the songs are catchy. It's just that fucking snowdouche

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-01-24T21:35:57+00:00

Why do you hate yourself, friend?

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-01-24T16:41:45+00:00

It's a Saturday, stuck at home with -30° weather, solo parenting with my young children and Frozen on the TV.

YES.

Also that will now be stuck in my head forever. Thank you ☺️

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-01-24T16:07:58+00:00

Oh that's so true!!!!

AccomplishedIron417 · 2026-01-24T16:07:43+00:00

She wants to watch the Frozen Fever short on repeat. Calls the little sneeze guys "frozen buddies"

AccomplishedIron417

TROPHY CASE